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ref naming your vehicles can anyone recall the Renault clio ads? - there was a parody of that which will prob get me banned - the ad campaign was - what's yours called? ahem the response was clito*** cos its red and every C***'s got one -- will post again if I'm ever allowed back on the forum -- adieu xxx

Google Chrome - no longer supported with Vista, but I'm sticking with it for the life of my PC, now 8 years old.

Hi Foxy I remember you from the 60/61/62 era. you were into motor bikes big time with young Arris Hayley( I say young because his father- a coal merchant was also called Arris). Billy joined the navy just before his apprenticeship with the NCB was due to end He, like me never had any intention of working underground.

Here are some handy tips about wine. First and foremost, it’s important to be able to tell the difference between red- and white wines: The easiest way to do this is to spill a drop or two on a white tablecloth. The wine that leaves a purple stain is a red wine. Real connoisseurs can tell a red from a white simply by tasting. Port wine is a wine that is served in port. If you don’t live near a port, a marina, lake or even a paddling pool will do. When you serve a dry wine, make sure that that it’s not windy, or that any of the guests are about to sneeze. In such circumstances you’ll probably get wine dust all over the room. At parties, the following tips can be useful if you think you may have drunk too much wine: Some words are difficult to say when you’ve drunk too much: - Insurmountable - Innovative - Preliminary Some words are even more difficult to say when you’ve drunk far too much wine: - Constitutional - Substantiate - Pecuniary Some words are impossible to say when you’re way over the limit: - No thanks, no more wine for me. - Thanks, but I don’t want sex. - Sorry, you’re not really my type

Google chrome for me as well.

A teacher told his class: “43% of you will not pass this next maths exam” A voice from the back of the class replied: “I don’t believe that. There are only 26 of us in the class!”