A five year old girl is usually driven to school every day by her granddad but when he had a bad cold she was driven by grandma instead.
When she came home she told her parents that the ride to school was very different when granny was driving.
“What made it so different?” her parents asked.
“Grandma and I didn’t see a single t#sser, blind b@*tard, foreign pr!ck or w@#ker the whole of the journey”.