Andy Millne

Santa's Bad Day One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the round and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Time to dust off the Bedlington.co.uk Santa hat yet?

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What's the latest on the old gas shop? Anybody any ideas?

Na I think you're safe for now, I'm sure some people on this forum remember the "co-op building" a little further back than that.

I stand corrected I was not aware that it was not included with XP home. If that is possible then there is a more serious issue that needs resolving on the slave PC.

You probably don't need to use this facility as "Remote Desktop" is more than likely already included with your Windows installation (assuming you are using a Windows PC of course).

17,000 square feet would fit conveniently into the land at the side opposite the court.

Thanks everybody, much appreciated. Had a great time.

If anybody has information regarding the whereabouts of this scooter I would love to hear from them via pm. Thanks

Poachers apparently according to the PC I spoke to today.

Well at least one person agrees with 3G http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7412417.stm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzGmYGAwytE

Some half decent football played, shame about the scoreline though.

Neil - Does the club put on any transport for away games?

I should be able to make it there on the 5th April and I'll try and muster up some more to join me.

Maybe we should introduce a "green tax" based on the capacity of our lungs and the amount of CO2 we exhale. I can picture it now, we'll all be walking around with 6 or 12 month discs stuck to our foreheads.

Certainly was and what a weird feeling.

Just about sums up Wansbeck council doesn't it

There's one for sale in the for sale and wanted section on this very site

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

Or you could just go to reply in the usual manner hit "browse" pick the file then click upload and you're done. Not even a single attempt to sell you contact lenses either

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