Vic Patterson

Hi HPW, It's been a while! What is a Blue card? I'd guess it's a seniors card for health or access benefits, (earned with 50+ years of toil) it's the same here, all governments departments either give you a telephone operator that can't speak English or keep passing you onto another department, all designed to make you give up trying! AND have gone paperless which doesn't help those seniors without telephones or computers... press 0 if you get this message..or 9 if you didn't.

Now define "Urgent" Sanderson is a good tap dancer....

"Fixing" something that isn't broken, yet! Some people just need to hide.

Any progress/ updates?

What a sad tale you tell Malcolm, how has it come to this? I'm pleased you persevered as much as you could and were justly rewarded with the help from your supporters, I'm sure you will continue to give the service that you have in the past. I hope the police can trace the person/people who made the threats but I won't be holding my breath till they do!

After many searches I think I found Malcolm was successful , can anyone confirm it.

Just wear yer wellies Mal you can get through their bs.

Well Mal you would have my vote, if I had one, regardless of the election results you can be proud of your achievements, walk tall sir.

Maybe these were your tickets to Newcastle Symptoms!

Well done and thank you to all of those involved, I look forward to seeing it.

Hi Terri, maybe if you can elaborate on why you raise the question it may trigger some recollections ! Just thought.

1. Football legend David Beckham suffers from ataxophobia. What is he afraid of? Untidiness, disorder. I know just how he feels! 2. What was the colour of Santa’s clothes before Coca-Cola dressed him in red? Tan. 3. What is the longest quiz ever? Quizzes 4. How many letters are there in the Angelic alphabet? 22 5. Who started the custom of Wassailing? Feudal Lords and their Peasants. In England. 6. How many of Rudolph’s companions have names starting with D? 3 7. How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep Pan, crisp and even! 8. In which Christmas song can you hear “Fa la la la la, la la la la? Deck the halls with boughs of holly. 9. During WW1, a famous ‘Christmas Truce’ took place, when soldiers agreed to a cease-fire to celebrate the occasion and play football. Which year did this take place? 1914 10. How do you say Merry Christmas in Hawaiian? Mele Kalikimaka 11. Who wrote, “Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas is a little bit more?” Dr. Seuss' 12. Visions of which food danced in the heads of children as they slept in the poem “Twas the night before Christmas”? Sugar Plums 13. Who claimed that he could “drive away the devil with a fart”? Martin Luther 14. What was banned in Indonesia for “stimulating passion”? Hula Hoop 15. What do you call a group of unicorns? Blessing 16. What is the longest English word with only one vowel? Strengths. 17. Which Christmas decoration do the royal family NOT have on their trees? Tinsel. 18. What is glühwein? Mulled Wine. 19. What is a female turkey called? Hens 20. How many states in USA have a town called ‘Santa Claus’? 3

Not yet suitable for me, -40c snowing 130 km to nearest fast charge station (if they have one yet!) round trip to the city 900km plus. Okay for local shopping.

Good, MHP, not a place for politics.

Merry Christmas to all.