Brian Cross

Hi wonky thanks for the tips mate but over the last few months trial and error i have worked the oven out pretty well for instance we had a works party for wife and her mates we had 40 over and we cooked pizzas for them 45 in total in 45 mins we can cook up to eight at a time and the temp reaches 400deg F once the base is hot it is easy............

Will do Pete if you want something stylish you may be disappointed they only know one style short

I know a couple of shearers here and i am sure they would shear anyone's dog or cat for a couple of pints..............

What is going on with you Monsta you seem so calm {bring back the old Monsta) is there some one new in your life to make this change ,,,,,,,,,, :lol: P.S good on you mate and have a good Xmas

Hi Vic do you hunt and if so what is your favorite

welcome Wonky i hope you enjoy the site

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. - What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. - Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. - What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing - Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. - Tiger should have used a driver. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a Tiger Seal? None - They were both clubbed by a Norwegian.

Catch him a Saltie and give it to him he might change the rule wad ya reckon Pete....

A blonde, brunette and redhead all decide to participate in the swimming of the English channel. They all decided to do the same stroke as it would be fair and they should all finish at the same time. Not wanting to lose energy quickly, they chose breast stroke. They all started and a few hours later, the brunette arrives on land, tired. The next one to complete it, was the redhead, a couple of hours behind the brunette. Lastly, 6 hours after the brunette had arrived, the blonde clambers on shore, absolutely exhausted. When the TV crew arrived, they asked her why she took so long, she replied: "Not to be a sore loser or anything but I'm pretty sure I saw the other two using their arms."

Snow what snow i thought it was my eyes going again.......

Are you OK now Merlin

Hi mate good to hear from you

You can see some mean Crocs on the Australia Zoo site i have seen some mean ones the worst is Aggro i saw him attack and break up a lawn mower that was running

A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. !*!@# ! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. !*!@# ! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." !*!@# ! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Easily long enough to catch me sheet and all

They can achieve speeds of up to 80klms per hour (almost 50mph) catch me very quickly over 2mtrs.............

Sorry Pete maybe i panicked i had a cuppa and a lay down i feel fine now :blink:

They would have to like the taste of sheet to eat me...........

What breed of person would they be in tended to consume you have to be careful some of them may have a delicate tummy............

The end of the world is nigh or summick

I can have a go at it. where should i land them !!!!

Which one was the turkey and how did they get it to dress in a suit......

A swim with the salties now that would be interesting.......mmmmm

No M P its not there anymore...........

Welcome i hope you enjoy the site and contribute to it............