wonky

dont give a toss what happens,,i`m firing this anyways !!

nah mate !! if hed had a kings kebab, he wouldnt have been able to get that fat !*!@# up that drainpipe.. lmao..wonky.

alreet lads and lasses, any one fancy a go off this one..lol..i recon some one told him paul gascoine just delivered a kebab meat pitsa..!!

nowt like the orangemen that i would be dealing with over here.!!

nasty old gits. what did that cherry tree do to them. was just wondering if you saw the simpsons episode where they cut down the lemon tree. ? grandads face said it all when he bit into the lemon...and yes monsta...it was a decent pub..

thanks for that lads..!!

i remember the caves too. i used to go there regularly with all the dorty lasses that i would pick up at the club..wey aye.. meet up for a date ..doon the hapenys.a nice romantic walk to soften them up and give the impression that i was a nice lad...and then..oh look..some caves..lets explore them...before they knew it it was heavy petting and wooooptido !!!...i am afraid to tell ya thay the only treasure youll find up there is some rotten old jonnies and some muters dandylion bottles....thanks for bringing back the memories.

i love popping in to this site now and again...its like going home somtimes..its like being here in ireland too. what i have noticed that really cracks me up is the censorship...where did the freedom of speeeeech go !! there is a common word that we all excrete..the substance is brown and it usualy stinks too..starts with an S ,ends with a T ,,and has an H and an I in the middle. cant say !*!@#. however...you can say baxxxxxds ,feckers and pxxs. what about poor old jonnie tourettes over here in ireland. somtimes i just cant !*!@# help it !! slan.

well thats just great claire,!! have you not thought about taking them to the small claims court to get your money back. its an outrage and the person that sent your email should be shot with !*!@#. i know times are hard but they are just taking the pxxs and exploiting those who follow their rules. what you should have done by rights is just do the job and ignore the red tape as evryone else does.. .i understand that following procedure is the way that is expected but somtimes its not the right way at all. the best advice i can give in this situation is to go off to the shop. buy a nice tin of buiscits ..rub the buiscits in some dog poo or somthing simalar and drop them into the office as a thank you and poison the feckers...get them running at least...truth is ..most people in their job situation just want to waste time and other peoples time because thats all they are good for..the no good ,dirty rotten,lowlife thieving baxxxxxxds.

this fella you mean !! lmao.. think that might be my hat too..it was suposed to come from That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds last month.lol

was that you norman ? lmao.lol lol.

ah lads, this is getting silly now, walking blindfolded on the spine road,!! lol. this reminds me of the time i rode my bmx blindfolded doon the hairpin bend, that was funny too,!! i was just a kid then though. lets not get too carried away lads, we have all read the posts and are all entitled to our own opinions..is it worth falling out over... one thing i note is that there was no mention about the state of the bogs. usually i think that if the bogs are in absoulutley tip top condition,hygene elsewhere would be of similar standards. for example.. if say,after your starter and a glass of beer you need to go make wee wees.(i meant pxxs ),,the urinals were in use and you had to use the closet. you discover a little drop of p. on the seat that some one has left behind them. and you return again say ten mins later and its still there,the chances are that its probably the kind of place that would pick up off the floor somthing that had fallen in the kitchen from your plate and return it with a blow or a wipe. no one mentioned that..what i will do is ask my mother to give me her opinion. she gans to all the swanky restraunts..shes boont to have sumik to say..at least about the bogs anyways.!! good luck to the new buisness too. and keep an eye on the fridge will ya !!

lmao..class monsta ..

humpfh!! some people eh ? lol.. its al me ,me ,me these days,!

is that bloke still gannin to the shop ?

britans got tallent.

did i say That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds ?

i saw this strange phenomenon on my last visit..about 1 am i was out side on my mothers patio smoking and chilling out..couldnt belive my eyes,,ran inside to get witnesses and was calmly told ""yyou silly !*!@# ,,thats the tosneys with their magic lanterns up at the railway cottages again"" bought some on my return home (off That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds) and sent them skywards,,they can go for about ten miles depending on the wind strength.next day..96fm was buzzing and it was only the tosneys cousin out in the garden !! lmao.

[i was just telling some one this the other day and they wouldnt belive me. i decided to post it again in the hope that someone could verify that there could be a creature like this living in the hapeny woods..#1 wonky Terrier Group: Members Posts: 36 Joined: 29-November 09 Gender:Male Location:cork,ireland Interests:oh yeah,,i got interests !! Reputation: 13 Good Posted 13 February 2010 - 09:21 AM well..cheers to merlin and co for the kebab insight to bedlington. thur 4th feb,,loaded up wonkys van and drove through the night to the toon from cork, five and a half hrs to belfast,two hrs kip in the van in the car park at the ferry port after just polishing off a loyalist kebab bought in the york st area of belfast..this was a bit nervy as hanging round in these areas after midnight with republican reg plates can warrant all kinds of trouble.no worries though and a smashing kebab,,will have to check out the catholic kebabs the next time,,!! woke up and on to the ferry for another three hrs kip..through customs with out any hassle and managed to get the poteen through as they were wrapped as gifts..lol. we then drove off through freezing fog with only the drivers wiper working and stopped for breakfast in dumfries about 8 am. that in itself is another story..!! after a leasurely drive at our own pace we arrived in bebside for the main course whitch was a visit to the old folks and a good old banter ect ect,,this was about mid day..traveling a total of 18 hrs in wonkys td5 landy as pictured on my profile. great buy that was.. two days of rest and i was ready for my kings mixed special kebab..saturday night bout 8 pm there i was in kings,,waiting my turn and like i said in earlier posts ..off to the hapeny woods car park for the nosh. after parking the van and sorting out the kebabs mrs wonky and i dived into the sauces and started pulling out strings of lamb like it was going out of fashion..not more than a moment later my driver side door was aproached by a right wierdo who thought we were dogging !! what a fright we got..lol..lol having been in ireland a long time i decided to have the craic with this sad little man..wound down the window and explained that we were on a kebab pilgramage and not doggers at all and that if he wanted to watch us eat our kebabs he would be more than welcome too...he did..lmao he was creeping us out a little bit but it was so funny at the time i played his game and even let some chilli sauce run down my chin a little just for a little nigella lawson tease for him, i think he liked that bit as he started fumbeling in his pockets for a hankie or something.. any ways to cut a long story short...i ended up having to chase him off with wonkys bat because what he was doing in the woods was very wrong..he was as mad as a badger in a bag that fella so if you go down to the woods today....be careful...that wasnt garlic sauce on my van door !! and back to the main topic...the kebab was good,,tell kings wonky says thanks if youre passing..cheers.

it couldnt be as simple as kendal mint cake could it..the brown one was a bit tangy if i remember..margrets shop at bebside sold them during the seventies.. they came in a slab.. perhaps if you just go down to the sweet shop and pig out it might help...i know thats what im doing when the shop opens...slavering now !!

christ man !! you got me up all night now..found this pic on the web,,i am guessing its not these because i am sure you would have remembered..lol ,,could you imagine the uproar if these were on display in the sweetshops this day and age ..? struth !!

yeah,,like an itch you cant scratch !! you got my head wrecked now,,i am licorice mad, would eat it till my teeth gan black !! i was mad about spangles. and check out the picture//remember the chewwy backy for kids !!lol. had the taste of !*!@# but we would all chew it and pretend we were miners..lol

imps i think they were called. !*!@# hot if you threw in a handfull.. lol

ah !! lads,lads ,lads, all this jester and tpervert buisness is getting silly now. twould have been a lot simpler with a bat like i said..what we need to do now is move on and just ignore the jibes. at the end of the day we all got to do the toilet. no matter how much of a stinker some people are.its all very well for people to hide behind their solicitors ,isuing threats..these are the !*!@# who wouldnt dare venture out after dark alone..frightend of their own kids and their wives and have to be seen to be making a stand. for them to get some peace from their nagging wives. well heres some sound advice..solicitors !*!@# stinks too ..and they roll in it. fecks sake lads theres enough !*!@# with out lining their pockets too.!! really !

Amen !