wonky

cheers mr darn ,,got ya now !! just noticed, thanks.

rep ?? does that meen i should have reported it to the police ? still laughing here man..!!oh how times have changed...i get exited over a good kebab too but this just takes the biscuit,,lol i think it might have been the way i wiped the sauce from my lips and chin that did the damage,!! i will be going to mass later and be saying 10 our farther`s for him and 2 for myself just to be safe. and the next time i`m home i will be bringing my rosary beads and holy water to scurge the fecker out of those woods !!! cheers mr darn..

specially went into netto to check out the queue problem..you have got a point there mate,,i waited about ten mins to get to the till and bought three torches at a reduced rate of 49 pence each to find out later that they dont work and need some kind of special battery..i am going to leave them somewhere for someone to find hoping that they too will have found a bargain...sad i know but cant bring myself to throw them out and deffo not asking for my 1.47 back..lol cheers.

all i can say about this topic at the moment is that theyre kebabs are good.!!

bedlington who ?,,,!!!

after reading all the negative and some positive feedback about the state of the new market place i went up there special to check it out..my conclusion is..that although it is not a perfect job it is still much nicer than it was. there are some people who have no market place at all so stop complaining about it. and as far as the wonky paving slabs and various trip hazards go,,well,,,be careful out there !! cheers.

well..cheers to merlin and co for the kebab insight to bedlington. thur 4th feb,,loaded up wonkys van and drove through the night to the toon from cork, five and a half hrs to belfast,two hrs kip in the van in the car park at the ferry port after just polishing off a loyalist kebab bought in the york st area of belfast..this was a bit nervy as hanging round in these areas after midnight with republican reg plates can warrant all kinds of trouble.no worries though and a smashing kebab,,will have to check out the catholic kebabs the next time,,!! woke up and on to the ferry for another three hrs kip..through customs with out any hassle and managed to get the poteen through as they were wrapped as gifts..lol. we then drove off through freezing fog with only the drivers wiper working and stopped for breakfast in dumfries about 8 am. that in itself is another story..!! after a leasurely drive at our own pace we arrived in bebside for the main course whitch was a visit to the old folks and a good old banter ect ect,,this was about mid day..traveling a total of 18 hrs in wonkys td5 landy as pictured on my profile. great buy that was.. two days of rest and i was ready for my kings mixed special kebab..saturday night bout 8 pm there i was in kings,,waiting my turn and like i said in earlier posts ..off to the hapeny woods car park for the nosh. after parking the van and sorting out the kebabs mrs wonky and i dived into the sauces and started pulling out strings of lamb like it was going out of fashion..not more than a moment later my driver side door was aproached by a right wierdo who thought we were dogging !! what a fright we got..lol..lol having been in ireland a long time i decided to have the craic with this sad little man..wound down the window and explained that we were on a kebab pilgramage and not doggers at all and that if he wanted to watch us eat our kebabs he would be more than welcome too...he did..lmao he was creeping us out a little bit but it was so funny at the time i played his game and even let some chilli sauce run down my chin a little just for a little nigella lawson tease for him, i think he liked that bit as he started fumbeling in his pockets for a hankie or something.. any ways to cut a long story short...i ended up having to chase him off with wonkys bat because what he was doing in the woods was very wrong..he was as mad as a badger in a bag that fella so if you go down to the woods today....be careful...that wasnt garlic sauce on my van door !! and back to the main topic...the kebab was good,,tell kings wonky says thanks if youre passing..cheers.

its all happenong this week end. been waiting a month to sample the kings special kebab...roll on friday nite.!! cork-belfast,5 hrs,ferry 3 hrs, stranrear-toon 3 hrs, i will be hungrier than a misers wallet..its got to be good.....team wonky.

theres nowt wrong with wonky man !! wonky is great man !!

cheers for that brian..i am looking forward to it with much glee !! going to give it a whirl...i mean...its not as if its going to kill me !!

cheers ...i`ll put some in the fridge.!!

right you are then merlin, ..a kings special mixed kebab with pickled chillies and draped in chilli and garlic sauce it is then ,,i will take the chips too just for the craic like !! off in team wonkys van to happeny woods to eat them up...the clock is ticking...roll on the next few weeks i am !*!@# starving here man !! i am sure it will be just fine indeed ! cheers....wonky

pickled chillies and all..sounds great..they can keep the chips though..a decent kebab would fill the hole..might give it a look when i get back..cheers.

nice pic..rumbly tummy noo man..greese and turkish are the best but i was thinking more on the lines of bedlington station or front street..its been a while since i saw the place,,sure i`ll find summik.cheers

thanks for that monsta,,was hoping to avoid that kind of comment..lol.too much information however draped in chilli and garlic sauce after a few pints i am sure it would be just fine !!lmao..wonky

lets just say that a certain someone will be returning back to bedlington after a long absence.. starving and in need of a good kebab...not just some old piece of meat thrown into some pita but a kebab served up with love and pride. is it possible to obtain such a feast. are theyre any such venues that could satisfiy a conesuer of fine kebab fare. it would be a help if any one could provide a detailed description or some pics and vids might suffice.!! cheers....wonky

no worries here,,keep ahad and all the best for the new year.the offer still stands jester.

hi jester, guess theyre at it again from the tone of your post, it is infuriating i am also guessing. you say you have a name now. this reminds me of another occasion where i had to deal with a simmilar problem. i went round to the said offenders house and said to his father..blah blah your young fella, giving us grief ect. ect and i would not be hitting him. i will be coming round here and be hitting you. (the father ) so get it sorted. this worked as the father did not want simmilar trouble on his doorstep. had there been any more trouble i would have went around again and kicked him in the !*!@# ..i gave this man the option to sort things out and he saw sense. sadly some parents are not able to see sense and just want the kids out the house so they can have some peace..with little care for who else they might be bothering..thats like pissing in the wind then !! i am coming over in a few weeks for a visit ,,shall i bring my bat ? you can put me on speed dial and i can just casually walk down the street and lay the feckers out. seriously crack some heads open. knock all their teeth out too. listen mate...no one wants this sort of grief belive me..and i can garuntee you that what ever hassle you are having is absolutley nothing to the crap that we have endured as brits living in ireland. for twenty years it has been like beruit here. i wont go into it full scale at the moment but living in a place where terrorisim is an evry day occurance you just get used to it. some times i forget i am a geordie and somtimes so do the irish..these are the good days. when i left england all those years ago ...you could say i was a bit of a hippy..i was definatly chilled out and knew i was going places. the years have mellowed me out yet i still hear the dark voices from time to time. all this love and peace thing that folks are talking about....well..i am a true beliver in all that...however...in saying that..i love fighting too and the rush it gives me is better than any drugs i may have took in the eighties. asking for help via a chat fourum might not be the best way to sort out this problem for obvious reasons. some people would not like to comitt themselves for obvious legal reasons. this leaves you in a pickle. like i said earlier...i feel for you..sincerley. want to get some people to sort this out for you ? ...you will always be the man who got someone to sort it out and never the man who sorted his problems himself. want me to sort it out for you....it will be me that is the hero in your wifes eyes and that might make you feel inadaquate.. and belive me jester...i am a hero. send me a number if you are really stuck and i will give you a call back...all the best...wonky

hi sian.. used to keep donkeys and ponys years ago but not any more. so i am not really a" horsey person "..however there is a woman in my village that looks like a horse..people say she is the only woman in cork who can eat an apple through the letter box.!!

many .... win a packet of ten regal king size..win a pair of underpants ...lmao

hi bri.. you need to create an airflow around the oven.. imajine a box in a box with a 2wo inch space between them ..fire in another box alongside works better than underneath.. have a look at somthing like an old stanly range..a baffle on the chimney to send the smoke around the oven then up the chimney is how you controll the heat..leave a gap at the bottom for cleaning under the oven..hope this helps..stanleys airflow system is probably the best in the world ..easy to copy if your handy with a welder..

sorry for your troubles jester.. i have read your post and evry reply that followed..after lots of thought and wondering how i may be able to help i have come to the conclusion that you are up !*!@# creek mate. if i were over there i would drop by and we could have a chat and maybe crack some heads in the process. things in ireland are handeld the old ways and seem to work the best. i have always tried to live a honest and peaceful life. tried to stay away from trouble and for years this has been good for my karma. i still try to always be good...as i was taught by good parents. i was a right tramp in my young days and probably no diferent to the kids giving you the hassle. no diferent at all. kids have to grow up some kids take longer than others. from my own personal exp i can pinpoint the exact moment of change. we have all heard the story of " they are all hard when they are in a gang "..get them their own.. ect ect.. and we all know this to be true. well heres a true story for you..last year i was having similar probs..wont go into to much detail as its getting late but the jist is that after loads of hassle, little help from the law i bought a baseball bat from argos (13 euro ) and beat the living !*!@# of the worst offender all the way down the street. in front of all the neighbours and made sure the whole village got wind of it. hammered him to !*!@# and left him in the gutter. went home and waited for the law..waited for two days and still no cops. the whole place was buzzing.. i felt great..massive adrenaline rush. now no one fecks with me..not even the cops. been here for twenty years and seen the troubles come and go....listen jester..cracking heads is bad for your karma but good for your soul..(was for me anyways ) however if a peacefull solution could be found it would be better for all concerned.....fact of the matter is ..lets say..your 45 years old. you might have twenty good years left..too much stress will give you a heart attack..too young for that..dont waste any more time..just do what you would like to do and deal with the concenquences later.. trust me jester..what feels good is right..just go for it.. .. and i mean that most sincereley..wonky.