wonky

thanks for that monsta,,was hoping to avoid that kind of comment..lol.too much information however draped in chilli and garlic sauce after a few pints i am sure it would be just fine !!lmao..wonky

lets just say that a certain someone will be returning back to bedlington after a long absence.. starving and in need of a good kebab...not just some old piece of meat thrown into some pita but a kebab served up with love and pride. is it possible to obtain such a feast. are theyre any such venues that could satisfiy a conesuer of fine kebab fare. it would be a help if any one could provide a detailed description or some pics and vids might suffice.!! cheers....wonky

welcome to our world rea,,team wonky.

no worries here,,keep ahad and all the best for the new year.the offer still stands jester.

hi jester, guess theyre at it again from the tone of your post, it is infuriating i am also guessing. you say you have a name now. this reminds me of another occasion where i had to deal with a simmilar problem. i went round to the said offenders house and said to his father..blah blah your young fella, giving us grief ect. ect and i would not be hitting him. i will be coming round here and be hitting you. (the father ) so get it sorted. this worked as the father did not want simmilar trouble on his doorstep. had there been any more trouble i would have went around again and kicked him in the !*!@# ..i gave this man the option to sort things out and he saw sense. sadly some parents are not able to see sense and just want the kids out the house so they can have some peace..with little care for who else they might be bothering..thats like pissing in the wind then !! i am coming over in a few weeks for a visit ,,shall i bring my bat ? you can put me on speed dial and i can just casually walk down the street and lay the feckers out. seriously crack some heads open. knock all their teeth out too. listen mate...no one wants this sort of grief belive me..and i can garuntee you that what ever hassle you are having is absolutley nothing to the crap that we have endured as brits living in ireland. for twenty years it has been like beruit here. i wont go into it full scale at the moment but living in a place where terrorisim is an evry day occurance you just get used to it. some times i forget i am a geordie and somtimes so do the irish..these are the good days. when i left england all those years ago ...you could say i was a bit of a hippy..i was definatly chilled out and knew i was going places. the years have mellowed me out yet i still hear the dark voices from time to time. all this love and peace thing that folks are talking about....well..i am a true beliver in all that...however...in saying that..i love fighting too and the rush it gives me is better than any drugs i may have took in the eighties. asking for help via a chat fourum might not be the best way to sort out this problem for obvious reasons. some people would not like to comitt themselves for obvious legal reasons. this leaves you in a pickle. like i said earlier...i feel for you..sincerley. want to get some people to sort this out for you ? ...you will always be the man who got someone to sort it out and never the man who sorted his problems himself. want me to sort it out for you....it will be me that is the hero in your wifes eyes and that might make you feel inadaquate.. and belive me jester...i am a hero. send me a number if you are really stuck and i will give you a call back...all the best...wonky

hi sian.. used to keep donkeys and ponys years ago but not any more. so i am not really a" horsey person "..however there is a woman in my village that looks like a horse..people say she is the only woman in cork who can eat an apple through the letter box.!!

many .... win a packet of ten regal king size..win a pair of underpants ...lmao

hi bri.. you need to create an airflow around the oven.. imajine a box in a box with a 2wo inch space between them ..fire in another box alongside works better than underneath.. have a look at somthing like an old stanly range..a baffle on the chimney to send the smoke around the oven then up the chimney is how you controll the heat..leave a gap at the bottom for cleaning under the oven..hope this helps..stanleys airflow system is probably the best in the world ..easy to copy if your handy with a welder..

sorry for your troubles jester.. i have read your post and evry reply that followed..after lots of thought and wondering how i may be able to help i have come to the conclusion that you are up !*!@# creek mate. if i were over there i would drop by and we could have a chat and maybe crack some heads in the process. things in ireland are handeld the old ways and seem to work the best. i have always tried to live a honest and peaceful life. tried to stay away from trouble and for years this has been good for my karma. i still try to always be good...as i was taught by good parents. i was a right tramp in my young days and probably no diferent to the kids giving you the hassle. no diferent at all. kids have to grow up some kids take longer than others. from my own personal exp i can pinpoint the exact moment of change. we have all heard the story of " they are all hard when they are in a gang "..get them their own.. ect ect.. and we all know this to be true. well heres a true story for you..last year i was having similar probs..wont go into to much detail as its getting late but the jist is that after loads of hassle, little help from the law i bought a baseball bat from argos (13 euro ) and beat the living !*!@# of the worst offender all the way down the street. in front of all the neighbours and made sure the whole village got wind of it. hammered him to !*!@# and left him in the gutter. went home and waited for the law..waited for two days and still no cops. the whole place was buzzing.. i felt great..massive adrenaline rush. now no one fecks with me..not even the cops. been here for twenty years and seen the troubles come and go....listen jester..cracking heads is bad for your karma but good for your soul..(was for me anyways ) however if a peacefull solution could be found it would be better for all concerned.....fact of the matter is ..lets say..your 45 years old. you might have twenty good years left..too much stress will give you a heart attack..too young for that..dont waste any more time..just do what you would like to do and deal with the concenquences later.. trust me jester..what feels good is right..just go for it.. .. and i mean that most sincereley..wonky.

glad someones laughing, seemed funny at the time but when i told the missus what i posted i had to make me own tea. she`s a blyth lass so that would explain a lot i supose.!!.hoping to find the bedlington lad that was throwing stones at me when i was on the blacka swing back in the 80s to make him apologise and if i can find the culprit who rubbed !*!@# on the rope in a critical place. i will ask him to apologise too !! cheers !!

cheers !

cheers marra. having a blast .

thanks for the welcome..sorry no choclate factory here ,,however i do have an oompah loompah, she`s called pauline and i married her, !!

thanks for the big welcome..its like coming home man !! champion..

hi all. wonky here..not a full terrier ,,pure mongrell..half bedlington half bebside..through no fault of my own but have the best of both worlds in my upbringing as this enabled regular trips over the river to both sides. the black bridge was once mine and well...bobby pringles apples were too.!!, during my troubled youth i would often be hanging round the hapeny woods. fond memories of the miners picnic and countless walks from bebside with my granda as far as the conker tree by the a1 at stannington...currently living overseas but vow that when i return next i will walk the woods again. found this site by chance whilst looking at terriers and must say it has a wealth of news and features.. plenty of crack and it seems to have a few nutters to.!! thank you and a big welcome to my world...team wonky..cork,eire.