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  3. Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)

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      A very  pretty young speech therapist was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group.

          She had  tried every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered.

     

          Finally, totally exasperated, she said:

          “If  any of you can tell me where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex

    with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water."

     

           The Englishman immediately piped up: “B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham," he said.

          “That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

     

           The  Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out: “G-g-g-g-g-g-gl-lasgow."

           “That’s no better either, Hamish."

     

           “Now, how about you, Paddy?”

            The Irishman took a deep breath, counted to 5 and eventually blurted out: “London.”

           “Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and she immediately set about living up to her promise.

     

           After 15  minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said:

            “ …. d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry". 

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  4. Marley the dog

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    Best quote I have seen in a long time was about Harambe the gorilla who was shot.  If he was shot because he might have hurt that young lad then why are paedophiles walking around?  Same goes for this dog! 

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