Malcolm Robinson

If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes. Is this a great country or what? Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy your week ..

Ya not bringing Nietzsche into the coversation are you HPW!

Chris, there are quite a few like this and they all perm the answers to come out with their results. Not saying its wrong or anything just a+g+k+x=c1..... whereas...... a+b+k+x=c2........ Or have I got it worng?

Re-inventing for the 21stC HPW?..................... Wonder if thats been said before....

Oh I think its all about politics of one form or another Maggie.

Another database crawl: http://www.whoshallivotefor.com

What fun............. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31589202

I think some people are going to get a real wake up call Sym............. They are the only party I have heard people say they are going to vote for.

Thats ecatl;y what irt hought!.................. Got an eraser on the end of your pencil there merc…………

Why isn't this a docu.... whatever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzGyEXPDQBI#t=390

Oh dear............... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2965328/TV-watchdog-launches-investigation-5-000-complaints-biased-Channel-4-docudrama-imagined-Ukip-election-win.html

We are all right behind you merc.........

Merc/pilgrim..........don't forget its only a part time job at that level or how can anyone do that many other roles if its a full time job?

Will anyone publish their results? https://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=q_ukfb1

Again which chuffing council? .............................. You have the most up to date information the Town Council were given by the owner. If you mean the county council who have authority on all planning matters then you need to ask them but please differentiate between councils.

Yes tomtom, ask the planning department.

Now you have to go down the sewers of New York to find them that big!

reductio ad absurdum:

Yes please Santa!

Lets talk about a referendum........no thats dodgey ground lets talk about something else.

Tonyp, a bit like shop stewards Mods don't have any friends!

If there is a God can he please get Tonyp and Willy to change the record!

Happy birthday kidda

St Paul best PR man in history!