Malcolm Robinson

Well you learn something all the time by contributing to this site! Sorry GGG I was thining about the ECHR......but http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/six-things-you-should-know-4370967

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! ... Two asses they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this anymore "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" She retorted indignantly. 'In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" 'Heycoola down lady' said the man "Whooza talkin' about sex?” "I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi” £5.00 says you're going to read it again!

Italian Funeral A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file. The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" My mother-in-law. She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also. A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.. The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?" The Italian man replied, "Get in the line."

Any news is good news so they say..........http://www.newspostleader.co.uk/news/local/lottery-bid-support-for-office-space-1-7170253?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

I do think we have a lot to be thankful for in some of the EU social legislation but then there are some daft things too!

Aye is it merc!

Try getting some EU funding merc. Oh and how come I see little communities across the water awash with EU funding, well because the EU doesn't like our LEPs they much perfer a 'prefecture' heading up their investments. For me the choice is simple, either go the whole hog and lets have a United States of Europe or lets get out. Where we are (have been led) now is untenable!

Things might not be turning out quite as some people had hoped........

Possibly Eggy get back to you on that one.......

Just been asked by Keith's brother to let everyone know Keith has passed away. As a regular contributor on this site and a moderator Keith will be sadly missed by all. No doubt he will be entertaining them all upstairs with his own particular brand of humour. I know all members will want to pass on our deepest sympathy to his family.

I see keith's back! LOL!

Workshops: Blank 6.pdf

Good news? http://www.lifehacker.com.au/2015/03/m

Link.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31972435

First its Clarkson now its Zayn........oh my world is falling apart!....Maybe not!

Seems to be the law of the land here GGG that you can't smack someone in the gob no matter how much they deserve it! PITY! Sack him from Top Gear but give him back his talk show!

Make it so number 1.........http://www.examiner.com/article/nasa-successfully-tests-engine-that-uses-no-fuel-violates-the-laws-of-physics

Stop press......Tonyp is correct it was Embassy. LOL.....Maybe other did too but Embassy deffo.

Happy Birthday......

Sounds like a future Dr Who episode there Smudgeinthebudge!!!

Aye, happy birthday Vic..,.

They aint a good looking fish!!!!!!

RIP Sir Terry. Really enjoyed your books.

Hmmmmmm someone is telling lies..his lips are moving! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49bCQk6nL3Q

Just whack a few million volts and the appropriate amperage through them at the same time merc........