Canny lass

and I thought I had problems keeping the BBQ under Control!

Really good initiative taking on somebody's part. Get them moving about at an early age, they'll reap the benefits later in Life. Pleased to see it's for Girls as well!

They look absolutely fabulous (Don Lynn's pasties) and the hanging baskets aren't bad either! Hats off to whoever planted them. wish I could get mine to look that good.

That sounds horrendous, Vic. 300 miles and still in the smoke! That's some fire. Take real good care of youselves.

Is this having a direct effect on you and the family Vic?

Isn't it just, Malcolm. I Think this style is perfect for Bedlington.

Here's your opportunity folks! Get cracking and fill in the questionnaire. 1) What is worrying you about where you live? Our shabby neighbours, Bedlington. 2) What are you enjoying about where you live? Feel free to choose anything that NCC has funded for Morpeth. 3) What one thing would make your Life better? A 'face-lift' for Bedlington.

Is this 'before and after', Foxy? I don't see any difference.

Maggie, don't take it seriously. I don't. I see it more as a bit of daft banter. There is no Point scoring going on - how can there be? I haven't even seen a hint of a discussion let alone an argument. I can't agree to differ with Tonyp because I'm in agreement with him. I've said so (see #13). People "should stick to what they know". Unfortunately they don't Always do that. But it is a democratic World we live in. I've totally lost track of what's been talked about here. It started off with a nice gesture by Brett, very quickly turned to my geography and phonology skills (I don't possess either) and then progressed to simple things being man's things, cognitive behaviour therapy, stones, sociology and intellectual Girls sticking together! I just don't see the Connection. It cannot be a serious dialogue. It must be daft banter. Correction: instead of psychology read linguistics. That was a mistake on my part. I was doing too many things at once - including listening to a debate on the radio about the need for more psychologists in primary care teams here in Scandinavia.

Wrong again! Never read psychology.

So it was that simple Tonyp! Then your definitely right about sticking to what we know. I'll stick to psychology and you stick to .... what was it called again? Ah., yes 'trivia' and I'll just leave the last Word to you.

How did you do then Tonyp?

I was on the 4th question Before I realised you could zoom in!

Sugar was served in a cup at our house, sometimes one cup between two Children.

Loved it! Still love anything made with rhubarb. Rhubarb crumble, rhubarb fool, rhubarb and ginger jam .....

I "earned a bronze pin".

I wouldn't know about phonology,Tonyp. Phonetics was more my thing as I was fascinated by the different mechanisms involved in sound production. However, syntax and lexical development, both from a historical perspective, are more my domain. I'll have a bash at smartypins and let you know how I get on.

Mark Knophler's mum as English teacher! That explains everything! Not surprised he gets his accents and dialects mixed up

Hertfordshire accent sounds like your mate? Then I have to change my opinion, Your mate,s not using a North East dialect. He'speaking Standard English with a Gosforth accent That's the same as "trying to speak posh and failing miserabley".

A fantastic story!! Thanks for sharing it.

Thanks Tonyp. It's not easy to write how a Word sounds is it? That's why linguists use the IPA system. Your mate's pronunciation is exactly what I thought it would be: hut-el with vowel reduction (shortening of the 'o' until it's almost inaudible) on the first syllable and primary stress (emphasizing the sound and making it sound just a Little longer than normal) on the second. You can tell your mate that you, every time you say hoe-tel, are using either: Standard English (if you pronounce hoe the way Her Magesty would) OR Standard English with a North East accent (if you pronounce hoe the way most people from Bedlington do - with a North East accent). He, on the other hand, is speaking a North East dialect with, presumably a Gosforth accent. Or he might just be trying to speak 'posh' and failing miserably.

I remember seeing, I use the Word loosely, The Rolling Stones at the city hall. I had a great view while everyone was seated but, being short, I couldn't see a thing when the whole audience was on it's feet. Well, almost all. Many were lying on the floor having fainted or had a fit of hysterics.

Would that be the Gosforth accent or Standard English, Malcolm? I agree that when we pronounce the Word hotel, on its own, with an accent, then an expirational 'w' can be experienced by the listener. In speech at normal speed this would be assimilated. However it doesn't appear in Standard English - not according to the phonetics editors, most of them University professors, in any of the dictionaries I possess. When we utilize the organs of speech,lips, tongue, teeth etc. the lips don't come Close enough together on the transition between 'o' and 't' to produce a 'w'-sound. We'll just have to wait for Tonyp's mate to give us the correct pronunciation. PS sorry about all the extra capital letters and even the odd smiley which appear in my previous text. I have no Control over this.

One or two definitions which may make the following explanation easier to follow: Standard English: this is the standard form of the English language, taught in all schools, both as a first and second language. It has a written and a spoken form. Dialect: is a regional variation of spoken Standard English. A dialect has no written form - we all give our own, different interpretation of the sounds. It's still English but it sounds different depending on where you come from. This is why a Geordie and a cockney both sound very different even though they are both speaking the same language. A dialect sounds different from Standard English because, at times, the speaker deviates from the standard structure of the language (grammar). Example: div and divent as forms of the verb to do (albeit only when it's used as an auxilliary.uses Words that are not part of the standard language. Example: marra and hackey. Accent: is the national or local way of pronouncing Words. It doesn't involve grammar at all and neither does it involve using new Words in the vocabulary. We can have a national accent: He speaks with a French accent or She has a nice Australian accent. We can also have a local accent: He has a bit of a Bedlington accent or You can tell she's from Gosforth by her accent. When we say this we mean that the speaker's nationality , or which region in England he comes from, can be determined purely by the way he pronounces certain Words. If you've got, and are proud to use, a distinctive dialect then it goes without saying that you'll also have a distinctive accent. However, they are separate entities, not to be confused with one Another. They can, in fact, be used separately. We separate them every time we start to speak Standard English. Standard English has no dialectal features but I'm 100% certain that our accent will reveal our geographic origins. So, Vic, you are at least on the right track when you say "same dialect but with a different accent". A dialect can be associated with several accents - but it's only an association. It's not part of the dialect. The North-Eastern dialect, commonly known as Geordie, has many different accents, among them a Bedlington accent, a Gosforth accent, a Morpeth accent and so on. What some people seem to be doing is confusing these two things - dialect and accent. How we pronounce the Word hotel has nothing at all to do with dialect. Firstly, we don't make any grammatical Changes to it. We form the plural according to the rules of Standard English: one hotel/two hotels. We form the genitive according to the rules of Standard English: the manager of the hotel/the hotel's reputation and, it takes the same articles as other common nouns: a hotel/the hotel. That's about all we can do with a common noun - from a grammatical Point of view. Secondly, the Word hotel is not a Creation of the North Eastern dialect. It is a Word in the vocabulary of the English language, Standard English, where it's been in common use since it was borrowed from the French language in the 17th Century.It probably started it's rounds, as most other loan- Words of the period, in the London area among the upper-clasess - far, far away from the banks of the Tyne. In other Words, it does not meet either of the grammatical or lexical criteria needed to classify it as dialect. It can, however, be pronounced with a Nórth East/Geordie accent - or any other regional accent for that matter. My Point is a) that no matter with which accent it is pronounced it can never be dialect, as Tonyps mate "insists" and that no matter how it is pronounced - with or without an accent - it can never be "wrong" as Tonyp's mate claims, at least not as long as it conveys the meaning 'a building where rooms are provided in return for payment' and the listener has understood that. Language is for communication, as Maggie rightly pointed out, I wait- but not with bated breath - for Tonyp's response as to how his learned friend would have us pronounce the Word hotel correctly. Gosforth accent? My money's on hut-el with vowel reduction on the first syllable and primary stress on the second. Standard English? I can't even begin to guess if hoe-tel is wrong.

Thanks Maggie,I appreciate that you appreciate my passion for language. It's nice to be passionate about something, isn't it! GGG waxes lyrical about computing, Keith about his astronomy, Malcolm and Adam about local politics. I think it's so nice when people take an interest in something, learn all they can about it and then share that knowledge with others. I've learned loads on this site and about things I never thought I'd be interested in!! It must be awful to not persue any interest.. It makes for a very dull Life and we all know what was said about Jack with his relationship to work and play. I Think it was Dr.Seuss who wrote "If you keep your eyes open, - oh,the things you will see -the most wonderful things". I think that's very true but would have preferred that he'd said 'an open mind'. Still - we can't have Everything.