Canny lass

... them and the BBC!

That's the best name I've heard so far. Perhaps we should rename all high days and holidays as 'thing-a-ma-jiggy-me-bob retail event'. 'Happy Thing-a-ma-jiggy-me-bob retail event' has a certain something about it that is nearer to reality than Happy Easter or Merry Xmas - and it's so universal. Could be used anywhere.

REALLY? I've said it before and it's worth repeating - 'this site is a veritable mine of information'!

Hope they had the pigeon in red wine sauce!

It was a fair assumption, Vic. You did say that "they were very tasty". Of course, the real culprit could have told you that.

I so hope that's a typo and that you meant to write BRIAN.

People should stop throwing out 'corn'.

Thank you my 'playmate marrow' (you have no idea the pictures that conjures up in my mind)! However, I already own such a fish though his name is Billy. He sings for me whenever i pass "Don't worry, Be happy'. I usually take his advice . Now let Brian have his birthday page back without further disruption! Sorry Brian!

General Melchett would never have allowed Speckled Jim anywhere in the vicinity of Boghouses! He was a noble bird (bit like yours truly).

Happy birthday, Brian. Enjoy the day.

I certainly hope not! His name was Henry!

It was trained to swallow the message in the event of falling into the wrong hands, Vic. You've probably eaten it along with the pigeon!

A couple of days ago I was horrified to see an advert on this site which read (in large letters) "Nice girls, naughty thoughts". What disturbed me most was that my 11 year old grandson had just sat down at the computer about to start his homework. Thinking that I'd close the advert I clicked on the X and was redirected to a message which informed me that I could remove ALL advertising for an annual cost of just five quid. Bargain, I thought and paid immediately. Now, I am not naive and I understand and appreciate that it costs money to run a site like this. I also understand that advertising is necessary to help cover those costs. We can all help keep this site alive and avoid advertising of the type I mention by becoming a support member. So GET YOUR WALLET/PURSE/BANK CARD OUT AND GIVE THE LADS A HAND. As the message informs us - it costs only the price of a Starbucks coffee, a pint at your local or the busfare to church - well, something along those lines. PS you get a pretty orange sticker under your name as well!

BREAKING NEWS .... Carrier pigeon gone missing over Boghouses .... the landlord of the Bishop of Durham public house says pigeon ate a good breakfast of maize and was fine when he left ..... sabotage suspected ........ advises use Wikipedia instead.

Adds a whole new dimension to the word 'wedgie' - a selfy wedgie perhaps?

Translation, for our non-Geordie members (bracketed text for information only): Big mouth and cosy face (I don't understand it either) talking about their buttocks, I suppose it makes a change from talking out of their buttocks.

The air is probably OK but do steer clear of chocolate eggs - especially those without the word Easter. They are the cause of much misery and discontent. On the subject of Easter, I've got a pigeon away to the Bishop of Durham only this morning related to church attendance at Easter services. I anticipate his reply within the next few days.

Happy birthday from me too, Vic. Don't know about you but I'm sick and tired of snow now. I want green grass, crocuses and snow drops! Have a lovely day!

Pleased to hear it. I knew it couldn't have been anything I said!

Thanks Andy. I wasn't implying that there was any intention to mislead people, I just couldn't understand why anybody would need or want two accounts. However, judging by the response, there seem to be many reasons why somebody would want two accounts - none of them decent. Two accounts must be a devil of a job with the logging in process. Can one have the same log-in details for two accounts?

Thank you, Spuggy. I do try and Mary's little, white, fluffy lamb with three legs is a good assistant when all else fails. Nursery Rhymes appeal to everybody.

Thank you to everybody for their e-mails regarding the need for two accounts. I can't answer you all today, but I'll get round to it, and I think I've got the picture now. Who would have thought that that such things went on on social media! I'm shocked and clearly I'm also very naive regarding social media habits.

What is it with you lesmes/LesReid? (Why would anybody need two accounts?) You appear to be very agitated. I understand that you feel you’re in a corner with no way out – so would I, if I’d been silly enough to start such a controversial topic and then discover that I’d bitten off more than I could chew. It’s you lesmes/LesReid, and nobody else, who’s put himself in that corner. It’s you, and nobody else, who started this discussion topic. It’s you who haven’t offered any evidence to support your own theory on the missing word (link to the Australian 'report' still hasn't arrived) and it’s you who hasn’t offered any opposition to my theory that the word isn’t missing. Consequently, it’s also you who who’s now left standing with egg on your face – and just in time for Easter. So you thought this forum was to be a light hearted discussion platform, did you? Had you bothered to do your research (read one or two topics) then you would have seen that all manner of topics are discussed here – some light hearted, some serious and some which drift in and out of both – all with input by people who have a viewpoint to share. Certainly, the discussion can get a bit heated at times but those who don’t like the heat don’t come into the kitchen and they certainly don’t have the stupidity to put a great big pan on the stove when they don’t have anything to put in it. You tell me to “be a little light hearted on these discussions”. Xenophobia is nothing to be light hearted about. People, that’s human beings like you and I, suffer because of it and we very much need to “be serious about it”. Whether you like or loathe my input is of no interest to me. You are not obliged to read it. You say you were “hoping this would end on a friendly note”. Let me just point out that it’s not me who’s resorted to name-calling. It’s not me who’s telling people to “get a life”. It’s not me who’s accusing anyone of ‘picking’. I have, despite some sweeping statements, lack of argument and now open displays of hostility from you, endeavoured to maintain a state of decorum befitting this forum. It is, after all, Bedlington’s face to the outside world and to the future generations who read it. I think it’s sad when attempts are made to disfigure it.

Let me start by translating this for people who don’t speak Geordie. Not all our readers were brought up in the North East – or even the UK. Translation: (bracketed text for information only) I wondered how long it would be before big mouth Annie would be along to defend her little playmate friend, the pair of you are just like a snake with two heads spitting and hissing at everyone on the board (forum) who doesn’t meet with your approval. Perhaps we should all stop posting and just let you and stupid Hector (Here: meaning Pilgrim) force your opinions down everyone’s throat and use the board (forum) to tell us how we all are wrong and know nothing. The two of you are full of wind (meaning flatulence), water (meaning urine) and self-admiration. End of translation. I, big mouth Annie, did not come along to defend anybody. If, by “little playmate marrow” you were referring to Pilgrim then I have to say that he doesn’t appear to be in need of any defense. He’s doing an admirable job on his own. I, big mouth Annie, came along to stop someone else making a fool of themselves and showing their ignorance of the Christian faith. Further, I, big mouth Annie, have yet to meet anybody on this forum who does not meet with my approval. There are those who don’t agree with me and those who do. I’m a firm believer in the individual’s right to free speech and approve of all who use it – some better than others. I, big mouth Annie,have no desire to “force” anything “down anyone’s throat. That is practically impossible on this site for two reasons: 1) we are all equipped with eyes with which to read but no-one forces us to use them. 2) We all have access to a facility which allows us to “mark site read” (top right of screen). If you are reading my posts then you are doing so, not because you are forced to do so but because you have chosen to do so. As long as you, or anybody else, have anything to contribute to a discussion then you should absolutely not stop posting. Forums such as this are there for exchange of opinions, knowledge and even pleasantries. It costs nothing to be civil to fellow members. I, big mouth Annie, admit to being full of wind and water. We are all full of wind and water! Only difference between me and a couple of others here, is that my wind and water passes out into the world via my backside and my bladder while others let it flow from their mouth (gob, if you understand that better).

Oops! Sorry, Pilgrim. That's four in a row. Not trying to outdo you or anything. I'll leave the next one until tomorrow. Hot bath and a creme egg sounds just up my street. Should they be indulged in any particular order?