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keith lockey

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  1. My brother used to work at Hartford Hall and all the other staff told him about the ghost - some girl who committed suicide. But neither of us can find anything about the incident - or ghost!! Can anyone add to this story?
  2. I was that sick and tired of you lot going on about Tesco's horsemeat that I went out and bought some for my tea. And you know what, lads, it was Champion...Mind you it could have been Trigger or Silver as well.
  3. I know Dench and Palmer appeared in the bond films so I'll go for that one for starters.
  4. Smartarse or ubercool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3hSHUV4iXE
  5. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! They all have tanks named after them. Cromwell, Churchill, Centurion, Crusader & Chieftain. Well done Adam.
  6. Getting colder. Think of the 'C' names.
  7. YES, Malcolm, they all begin with the letter C. Now engage the little grey cells and think along military lines. (You will kick yourself if you don't get it.) PS, Malcolm, I got your PM and will get back to you ASAP.
  8. Crusader....yes...now think along those lines and look at the other names. The connection is out there peeps.
  9. How can I put this? On a scale of 'getting warm, warmer, red hot, then you's lot are in Antarctica.' But don't despair, think along military lines and you may end up in hotter climes. (Iguanas, Tesco horses, Bouncers!!! It's like nailing jelly to a door.)
  10. I know, they have some silly quiz questions...."Where were you on the night of...?"
  11. You're on the right tracks but not quite right.
  12. Hi, Maggie, welcome to the site. It was Bill Marley who was a teacher at Cleeswell Hill I believe. I know he was at the Grammer School.
  13. Okay, Varmints, here's an easy peasy one - no prizes.
  14. Keith, I thought you were always helping the police with their enquiries.
  15. I hope the security guard was smiling, very funny.
  16. I've just carried an old woman's shopping home from Tesco's today. I don't know what I'm going to do with her tin of corned beef and quarter of ham because I'm veggie.
  17. Where do we send the photos to, Malcolm? Do we just put them on this site? PS - Keith, that's not the Clayton, it's got intact windows.
  18. A new federal kind of Europe - you have lowered the bar there, threegee, try NWO. No shi**y paranoia. It actually makes sense. One world , one government. It's which monopoly board piece can get the real estate first. And if they can do it using political means - ie the laws they have set themselves - european union , Maastricht, then all the more hunky dory. "Be prepared for bad news" Cameron says over the Mali/Algeria crises. When in doubt go to war - er Falklands anybody. Pawns on a chess board, geo-politics with no timescale except oportunitism. As Hemmingway said about life - "it's just a dirty trick." Voting is just a joke now. Democracy is akin to Utopia, Shangri La, Cloud Cuckoo Land. I'll shut up now before I step over the line.
  19. You're right, Brett, but a key factor in Internet shopping, file sharing, etc is ready availability. I can travel all the way to HMV in Newcastle to try to get a CD or DVD and find they haven't got it. I can sit at the computer and go on Amazon and order it straight away and get it cheaper and it can be through my letterbox within days. But, again, my main point regarding file-sharing is that I don't see why I have to pay for a remixed CD when I have already bought the vinyl many years before. I mean can you imagine some has-been rocker from the sixtes who is down and out when suddenly CDs come along and everyone starts back-ordering his/her old stuff and they find they are raking it in. Well sorry, but can I have a refund on the vinyl LP I bought all those years ago!! I replaced over 60 LPs in my record collection and that's a lot of money. Then you get David Bowie coming along with a new album and single - which he has kept miraculously from the media - and he is laughing all the way to the bank. That guy has one shrewd business head on him. I can readily understand how and why people download file-sharing stuff off the Internet, especially those who are skint and can't afford the remixed CD of the Vinyl they already have.
  20. Please no, Andy. As if Keith's puns weren't bad enough.
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