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  1. keith lockey
    OKAY, VARMINTS, WHAT'S THE CONNECTION.
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    I was walking along Whitley Bay promenade today eating a german sausage when a sea bird swooped down and tried to get my sausage. A guy for the RSPB said it was a tern for the wurst. Does a link of sausage constitute a food chain?
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    Was that not the near-miss asteroid, Malcolm? I know they were tracking that, but the Russian meteorite took everyone by surprise. I read somewhere that it was too small to track - or to be seen approaching. I've just finished reading a book called THE MARS MYSTERY by Graham Hancock and it dealt with comets, meteorites and asteroids. It is quite frightening to realise how vulnerable our blue world is to space rocks.
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    How come no one saw the Russian meteorite coming - ie scientists and astronomers!! It just shows you we have no effective deterent or warning system against possible extinction level events from space rocks. That ruddy thing was on top of us and not one organization warned the populace. What if that had been the size of Manhattan or the Isle of White! Russia could have had another Tunguska. And people laugh at things like the Mayan Prophecy. To be honest folks, I think we just dodged a bullet. And there are thousands of others out there.
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    I've got a fold-up pamphlet that is quite interesting regarding the iron Works. Can't remember where I got it though.
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    Let's hope it doesn't get deflected or knock out our satellites or land on Table 25. http://www.independe...on-8496325.html
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    Where did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes?
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    You are right about people crossing busy roads and not using pedestrian crossings, Symptoms, I've seen it myself many times, BUT in this case the driver was on the wrong side of the road when he hit them and he was giving it licks in a built up area. Apart from that I can't see any traffic lights anywhere. Consider Bedlington Front Street - we have one crossing at the Market Place and none further up, except for those little islands. And this driver wouldn't have bothered about those. So if I came out of the Blue Bell and wanted to go to Grenfell's funeral parlour I would have to walk all the way down to the Market Place to use the crossing!!! Sorry, but this guy is totally wrong, especially since he didn't stop. The ironic thing, Symptoms, is that she was a driving instructor!!!
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    I've just realised there is a dark side to me. Because if I ever met the driver of this car know I would send him to hell. http://metro.co.uk/2...nd-run-3474386/
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    Could they not cook it for you as well and do the washing up afterward! (just joking!)
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    You got there before me, Merc', I Know it was called the Trotter Fountain.
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    Somebody bought you a Tim Vine joke book for Christmas, didn't they, Malcolm.
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    I asked at the bookies what the SP stood for and was told Supermarket Produce.
  14. keith lockey
    AND HERE IT IS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJx9FZsgc4
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    HEY MATTHEW – KAREL FIALKO WELL DONE KEITH And have I have really gone OTT with your prize this time. For getting the connection, Keith, you have won Joan Collin's and Linda Evan's entire wardrobe for the Dallas series. So now you can go to the Red Lion in a multitude of padded shoulder, low-cut evening gowns all in an assortment of gaudy colours. You'll stand out a mile on Friday nights especially in the black maxi with matching earrings. On top of that you have won He-Man's leather harness and a year's subscription to the Men's BDSM gym in Pink Lane. (Watch the floor when you go in – it is covered in pound coins that have fallen out of people's pockets.) On top of that you have won a wing-walking experience on the Air Wolf or Blue Thunder. It will leave you in a spin. On top of that I have arranged an evening of pleasure and passion with Zelda from Terrahawks. Malcolm Robinson says she's hot, so wear your asbestos Y-Fronts. On top of that I have procured for you the Dukes of Hazard car and A-team van so you can drive around Bedlington in them and go to Tesco's for your shopping - and as an added bonus I have got you a Daffy Duck costume to wear whilst you're driving. I am just too good to you.
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    No, Keith, no trick. I have the youtube vid ready to post on this site. All the above appear in one song. Honest!
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    Daily Mail!!! I wouldn't wipe my **** with that rag. So it just shows how wrong you are about me, Maggie. But what logic can you not see. All I am saying is jumping in front of a horse is downright crazy. She could have done lots of other things at the race meeting that day to prove her point. I can only reiterate my argument - what if that jockey had died and left a family to grieve. What part of that 'logic' do you not understand?
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    I was in a restaurant in Cockneyland last week and I asked the chef if there was any horse meat on my plate. He went off in a rage and said he was certain there was no gee gee on my dish, in fact he would bet there wasn't - he said he would put a pony on it.
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    YES - one song contains all the above. (PS - just Roadrunner)
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    No, Maggie, I mean you should never give in to repression or tyranny. I was applauding such actions as Thermopylae, the Alamo or any other stand against suprresive regimes or institutes. In both those cases the ultimate sacrifice was made and they knew what the end result was going to be. But my main argument still holds where Emily Davison is concerned. Jumping in front of a horse is plain silly, no matter what the cause. That jockey could have died and left a grieving family. She should have realised that by her actions. The guy committed suicide years later saying he couldn't forget her face. How many people remember the jockey's name? Make a stand, by all means, but think of the consequences to other people before hand.
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    CLUE Single male artist, the song reached no 9 in 1987.
  22. keith lockey
    IT'S BACK...AAARRRGGGHHH! We're doomed...doomed. http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/08/asteroid-will-miss-earth-says-nasa
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    I saw Dave come out of that drive the other week so that explains it. But tell me more about this music shop, Keith, neither me nor my bro can remember it. Was it instruments or vinyl records?
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    She says you are a strapping bloke. (or was that strap on?) She also says you are very funny, leastways she says you enjoy a gag and are you taking her angling, Keith, she mentioned something about bringing fishnets round to your house. Whatever, she reckons you'll bend over backwards for her, so good on you.
  25. keith lockey
    Amen to that, Symptoms.
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