Alan Edgar (Eggy1948)

4 hours ago, Canny lass said:

Sjöström, 55.84, 100m fly - new olympic record in the semis. Whoopee!!!!!

Don't anybody dare to tell me the results of tomorrow's final before I've had a chance to see it.

Snap :- 

Great Britain's Adam Peaty qualified easily for Sunday's 100m breaststroke final having earlier broken his own world record.

The 21-year-old qualified fastest in 57.62 seconds as he aims to become the first British male to win an individual Olympic swimming gold since 1988.

2 hours ago, Canny lass said:

You seem to have a real knack for finding trouble!

This is true. I used to work in a team of blokes and we often encountered problems (opportunities really ), especially when installing upgraded software/firmware to ICL large systems. One lad in the team once said - 'you lot are always creating problems, but I never appear to'. That's right, we said - 'you never do any of the upgrades!' and that kept him quiet and he remained (mmm perhaps we should have voted for him to exit) in that state for ever.

 I've created a database for community software error codes with the intention of applying the solutions to the codes. I need to find a few more to make it worthwhile. 

This morning at 07:54 successfully loaded a photo - Westrridge c1950 Class ?? -, that has, on approx 10 attempts, failed to load over the past 4 days, into the album  'Westridge School - End of term class photos'

In my euphoria, (and confirming computer was plugged in) I switched to the album - Bedlington Station 1st School - and attempted to upload 'Class 4 1959-50 Mrs Patterson' - with the result Error 1S111/1. 

Why does the sun go on shining?

Why does the sea rush to shore?

Don'y they know it's the end of the world cos the Gallery doesn't love me anymore! 

Why does my heart go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when you said Error 1S111/1.

Tried creating a new Album for 'Bedlington Station 1st School.' [full stop at end of name to make it unique], using a photo that had already been loaded into the existing 'Bedlington Station 1st School' :- Failed as above.

Checked the photo properties of the photos I have been attempting to load and they have the same attributes as other photos on my system that have loaded into an album Ok.

Attempted to upload a new photo, from the same folder on my system where I keep copies of photos already uploaded, into the existing Bedlington Station 1st school album and it failed as above.

Copied the photo, that had just failed to upload, on to my Desktop and tried to upload into existing album - failed as above.

Checked, checked, thumped my heed, checked again and couldn't find anything within my system that would possibly hint at why these attempte uploads were failing.

Went back to the Bedlington site to sign out, approx 1 hour after having failed to load '1940s' photo into Bedlington Station 1st School album and the  photo was there!!  

Attempted to upload a another photo, into the existing Bedlington Station 1st school album and back to Error Code IS111/1.

I am not singing and dancing in the rain  doo be do do, doobe doobe do do, doo be do do, doobe doobe do do, doo be do do, doobe doobe do do.

9 minutes ago, Canny lass said:

I have more interesting things to do on dark nights (woollies to be knitted, blankets to be crotcheted, that sort of thing)!

However, for some reason unknown to me, a joke book is a standard fitting in most bathrooms/WC.s here. TRUE!

The selection you are being hit with at the minute is the result of my cleaning up my computer. Most are not in English but I'm trying to translate one a day to share before it finds its way into the wastepaper basket. I think we could all do with a good laugh but scream if it gets to be too much.

I will never scream - doo be do do, doobe doobe do do, doo be do do, doobe doobe do do, doo be do do, doobe doobe do do.

I remain a follower.

On 8/5/2016 at 01:01, HIGH PIT WILMA said:

Just aboot ti switch off,and noticed the bold text....not my daeing....!! ..wat's gaaning on?!

could be you are accidentally, simultaneously, pressing the Ctrl + B keys - that is the equivalent to selecting the B in the top left corner of the input box.

If that is the case then I would say you are aaal fingas and thums man, ya want ti sort yasel oot.

Please I missed the Olympic opening ceremony and watched the opening of the 2016-17 English Football league show!

NUFC team will never be charged for taking performance enhancing drugs but they might be held up on being dope-s.

At least for 7 days now I can watch some athletes giving their best.

July 2016 - In preparation for the dark nights to come Canny Lass bought a joke book.

19 hours ago, Canny lass said:

You never miss what you give to a friend. Paste away, Malcolm!

Very funny that - a buccaneer!

A little boy dresses up as a pirate for halloween.

He has a bit of a speech impediment.

The first house he goes to he says,

"I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My my aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy looks are her angrily and says "On the side of my buckin head you buckin dumass."

A further test - I tried uploading into an album created another member - Carole - Netherton/Nedderton Old Photos - and saved that photo into the album, no problem.

Back to  Bedlington Station 1st School album and another attempt to post a photo - FAILED again with the Error code as before.

Doh 

5 hours ago, Canny lass said:

Haemoglobin? Sh!

Wasn't Virén Finnish?

He was, my mistake. My excuse -  I was tired after an afternoon of Guiness + mince & dumplings and didn't check what I was typing.

Haemoglobin - Irish Times on Lasse Viren :- ..........essentially, the athlete has a quart or more of blood extracted before a major competition. This blood is frozen, while the athlete keeps training to rebuild the blood to its normal level. Then just prior to racing, red cells from the extracted blood are transfused back into the athlete, instantly increasing the body's haemoglobin level and oxygen-carrying abilities. In other words, instantly boosting endurance............... 

5 hours ago, Canny lass said:

Sara Sjöström, freestyle and butterfly - up against England's Siobhan-Marie O'Connor = Sweden 1 - 0

Susanna Kallur, 100m hurdles - up against England's Tiffany PORTER = Sweden 1 - 1

Michel Tornéus, long jump - could be a bit of a dark horse (no pun intended) - up against England's Greg RUTHERFORD = Sweden 1 - 2

Your names to watch out for, 3 and it used to be only 1, Lasse Viren. Has Sweden had an increase of hemoglobin donations? 

Can Great Britain beat 2012 -  finished third in the medals table at the London 2012 Olympic Games, winning 29 golds and making 65 trips to the podium in total.

That could be a tough tally to match at this summer's Games in Rio without a home crowd to spur them on, but there is still plenty of potential for success.

Last month the target medal range for the team heading out to Rio was set between 47 and 79 based on performance data and analysis.

(not my info, extract from SKY news)

Never been unable to understand the point of the opening ceremony, of any event. Just a waste of money in my book.

I will be watching loads. Especially track & field events where you can see the drive, determination, pain etc. in the face of the athletes. Swimming, diving, weightlifting, horse dressage, I will quite happily see if we win anything but wont be watching the competition.   

7 names added

For the last couple of days I have been unable to add photos to any existing Gallery Albums that I created.

I did select the 'Contact us' option and pasted the fail message into the Contact us message and send it but no acknowledgment of my action was received from the 'system'.

Next one - only info = between 1959-62 - No 17 = Angela Foote - No 28 Adeline Jobson ?

1 hour ago, Canny lass said:

And Eggy, that 8.3kg sprout - I've grown bigger garden peas!

One awaits the harvest photos. 

We could start an annual online giant, photoshopped, vegetable show !

18 hours ago, Canny lass said:

You're not preparing them the right way, Eggy! Prepare and boil as usual. Drain well. Chop a few slices of streaky bacon in small pieces and fry until crispy. Place the sprouts in the pan with the bacon and all the fat. Fry lightly till warmed through. Eat, lick your lips and fingers and don't forget to wipe the grease from your chin before you kiss the wife goodnight!

Buttered sprouts with chestnuts and bacon - 

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1¼kg Brussels sprouts, trimmed (or if buying pre-trimmed, buy 1 kg)

6 rashers smoked streaky bacon, cut into bite-sized pieces (or use more, if you like)

200g vacuum-packed chestnut

50g butter

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Take the sprouts out, leaving the crispy, crunchie bacon + nutty bits and your on. Otherwise I'll stick to peas and carrots.

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Some of the Daily Telegraph Brussels sprout facts

The area covered by Brussels sprout fields in the UK is the equivalent of 3,240 football pitches

Last year, a team of scientists and local schoolchildren used the energy from 1,000 Brussels sprouts to light a Christmas tree on London's Southbank.

In 2010, the British vegetable brandTozerseeds created a new vegetable called the Flowersprout, a hybrid of the Brussels sprout and kale that contains double the amount of vitamin B6 and vitamin C of traditional Brussels sprouts.

In August, adventurer Stuart Kettell, 49, rolled a Brussels sprout to the top of Mt. Snowdon using only his nose, to raise money for Macmillan Cancer support.

Sprout fan Linus Urbanec from Sweden holds the current world record for the most Brussels sprouts eaten in one minute. He swallowed 31 on November 26, 2008.

The heaviest ever sprout was grown in 1992 and weighed 8.3kg (18lb/3oz).

21 minutes ago, keith said:

I'm back . Was trying too hard apparently 

1 hour ago, Eggy1948 said:

Cheers Andy. 

I couldn't make up a plausible excuse for not seeing that link! Appointment booked with Specsavers.

 

Cheers Andy. 

I couldn't make up a plausible excuse for not seeing that link! Appointment booked with Specsavers.

Admin - current member, Keith, has not visited the forum since last year and has forgotten his password.

How does he regain access to the site?

Please, please, please, CL negotiate a deal that prevents sprouts from being eaten anywhere except Brussels. Strike a bargain with Brussels - they can have the sole rights to sprouts; growing, boiling and eating, and Melton Mowbray can keep it's protected name for it's pies when we leave the EU. ( don't pull me up on this, I know the chairman of the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie Association Matthew O'Callaghan, who is also chairman of the UK Protected Food Names Association, said the protected status could be maintained).

The European Union granted the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie protected status in 2008 which meant only pies made in the area could carry the label. This must also apply to Brussel's Sprouts
 

Cutting an 'X' in the stem of a Brussels sprouts to aid cooking = Br-x-it.

Is it only me that hates the taste, and the smell when cooking?

If however the miners had of taken sprout sarnies down the pit then  I am sure the smell of the sprout sarnies and the expulsion of the sprout gasses would have driven the 'shit-flies' out of the shaft and Symtoms wouldn't have his current project to prove how those flies survived the byeways of the pits.  

13 hours ago, Symptoms said:

I'm interested in these 'shit flies' and 'fleas'.  What were they?  How did they survive underground?

No scientific explanations offered on the existence of these flies. Looks like it could be down to HPW to see if he made notes and studies of the flies that lived off the gallawa droppings; miners droppings; cheese & jam sarnies and crawled up your nose for fun.

Tried a Google of - 'pit men underground flies' - 'shit flies in coal mines' but for once nothing returned that resulted in a cry of eureka!

Were flies tolerated so there was no need to bring canaries into the pit to prove one could breath, and smell, underground?

Plenty water in the mines so no need for the intake of urinated refreshment.

Symptoms - have you done some research?  

So are you saying that everyone, apart from yourself, is either a) not allowed an opinion b ) not allowed free speech c) Labour party members who are parents must not say anything to our children, grandchildren etc. etc. in case they turn out to be political activists e) only Labour indoctrinates children f) me mam wasn't entitled to a point of view and g)g)g)  the only time a man and woman can have simultaneous orgasms is when the judge signs the divorce papers (pinched from Woody Allen). 

And this guy, me, fit or not, wont be making any further replies on this topic. 

3 hours ago, Canny lass said:

Thanks Vic and HPW. We are so lucky here  to have access to all your mining knowledge! As for the bean-can, I am delighted to have now found out what it is. I've only ever seen it on pictures but in my naivety I've always thought it was some kind of bait-box! Which brings me to another question: Where do miners keep, and eat, their 'bait' when underground? Surely, you can't have a 'canteen' underground.

Apart from a short guided tour, early 60s, a short distance into the Dr. Pit, probably with a chocolate bar in me pocket, never ate underground but always found the stories and the reasoning behind sarnie fillings interesting and amusing. Extracts from some of the members comments on the sixtownships site :-

Mick Riley :- Used eat mine on the kist next to a transformer - Geoff Glass :- Used to sometimes eat mine sitting on transformer

Nancy Luke :- Dad always had his jam sandwiches ,cheese attracted the rats lol.x

Bill Engles :-  My Dad (Joe Engles, Ellington) always took something for his Gallower too.

Margaret Vare :- they had bread n jam .......they say it was the only thing that had any taste down the pit ....

Pam Farquhar :-  My grandad Tyler used to take an extra jam sandwich doon the pit and bring it back for me mam when she was a little girl she said it tasted lovely x

Doreen Armstrong :- My dad used to take sugar on bread when he worked down the pit (for a short time in his life) because he said everything tasted the same down there!.

Lawrence Whitfield :- I've had my bait in worse places than that so have most miners.The paper wrapping the sandwiches would be used to hold the bread as you ate it,you never knew where those hands had been!, It was a flask of tea I'm my day but that had its hazards,uncovered the top would get covered in coal dust or even worse,shit fleas.I didn't mind swallowing the dust but I drew the line at the fleas.

John Dawson :- Lawrence if i had no paper held me sarnie on the corner and threw the corner bit away on the belt. Seen some throw food on the ground and you know they generated the deadly and termed "Shit Fly" Had to sit with my lamp out as if it was on it attracted them to you. Mind you must have swallowed many accidentally too.

Lawrence Whitfield :- As long as we didn't know it was ok,it was awful if one of the little buggers got up your nose though a good pinch of Singletons snuff helped get it down again.Once the snuff got dried up in your locker it would blow a safe door off.

Lawrence Whitfield :- One bloke down Lynemouth never carried bait or water,he would sneak a drink out of someone else's bottle as it hung on a dog in a prop.In the end the blokes got fed up & laced the water with Epsom Salts,they reckon the result was spectacular..

Rob Hardy :- Had to sit in tub sometimes to have bate cos it was too wet to sit

Malcolm Common :- I remember at Burradon as you got out of the cage at the Bensham Seam Inset somebody had chalked on one of the Girders " Your'e late Your'e Late your much too late Geordie Johnson's snatched your bait " also when walking into a flat you would see the little bait parcels wrapped up and hung up from the centre of the arch girders with cap wire in an attempt to to prevent mice getting into jacket pockets and eating your bait while you were on the face.

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and I'm sure HPW will explain any pit terminology, like Kist - A chest or the Deputies' office underground often used as an assembly point for men to find out where they will be working ?
 

Normal service resumed. Thank you.