Mr Darn

I've had some NIGHTMARES in the ridge farm!! spuds with hard bits in, so hard its like eating setting concrete, sprouts fresh from the vine, just doused under the hot tap, and beef i was glad for, as i needed a new insole..... But, Alas, i believe that chef has 'gone the journey', and i was forced to eat there about 2 months ago.... it was BEAUTIFUL!!! everything done to perfection, meat that melts in the mouth, and puddings to die for!! Me and Miss Darn have been there several times since, in the last 2 months alone! the only problem we had, was a family in with a son called 'Jakey' (appologies if you are reading this!!). this boy should have been called damien!!, and the familys attempts to calm him consisted of sitting right where they were and shouting 'jakey' every 2-3 seconds.... to which the boy replied every time!!! (not!) i have been against smacking children for a lot of years now, but..... Top marks for the Ridge, food was spot on!

well, i have to admit, on at least 3 occasions i have considered popping in to see if any 'old friends' were in the bar (tavern), once in fact tonight, but i have refrained, as it would mean parking in the car park, and i dont really want anyone touching my car while i'm in there, even if they do remove the boot once i've 'validated' my visit. as for limits, do you(the tavern) have a clear limit marked, where 'beyond this exact point cars will be clamped'? or is it just 'anywhere on moyyyyy laaaaarnd'? in short, it has kept both myself and miss darn from your establishment for a quick bite to eat, as i can park no problem, and without worry of anyone clamping me, anywhere else that serves food in bedlington.

lmao, i have, i'm currently between a thumb and a hard place.....

Thats not very nice!!!

Not as yet, camera broken.... will update as i know things....

he actually sits there and monitors the temperature??? like on a comfy chair??? how does he use the loo? don't all cellars have cooling fans??? what if you leave the beer in a glass on the windowsill in the burning glare of the sun? will that make it warm? or is fosters on their way to patent it?

thats not nice, i'm sure the lads are doing their best!

a thirst? are you kidding? i'm de-hydrated in expectancy here...

probably worth a fortune! still got the receipt?

...and after a while you get a nice Christmas decoration Bedlington could hang over the front street...

you certainly are full of it!!!!

what if they build a sports center with swimming pool! they would have to change the name to 'The Sports Center Tavern' were would the market go? more importantly, where would the local boy racers go when its icy? this could be a TRAGEDY!

tottenham 2-1 newcastle spurs second from a penalty...

i've heared thats useless unless you add a few fishing hooks too..... and you've got to tie the other end to something, or they run off with your rod!

lots of them already on the net denzel! lol as for pete's comment, nothing less than 8megapixel please, and with detachable zoom lens if its not too much trouble... (for denzel and emma's 'dogging' sessions in the car park at the bottom of the furnace bank @ 02.34am) and, now that we have unlimited photo size access, i can post those pics of bedlington i was winging about 8 months ago.... if i can find them.... next round of photos for this section....im unsure...cant find anything unobvious to photo!!! anyone fancy a compitition same as my 'pub quiz' but with alcohol brands? nothing to do with bedlington but fun nevertheless! let me know....

whats this got to do with me??????

LMAO! am i the only one posting these trickpics? well, since it was you that requested it, new pic in next 2 days...

all tarmac'd now, but fights still occur! yup, 'twas!

i think its disgusting if its true... me personally, i find i often travel to pubs to see friends in the car, intending to only have non alcoholic beverages. more often than not, i end up having a swift half, that leads to a swift 12 pints... the car gets left in the safety of the car park. if theirs a chance of a fine, in my intoxicated state i might deduce that the risk of getting caught drink driving may be less of a risk than getting clamped, and on the way home mow down some poor unfortunate person. i wonder how the owners will feel if that person is close to them, and if they can live with the knowledge that, although 99% of the falt would lie with me for being so bliddy stupid, perhaps some of the other 1% may lie with them for forcing me to move my car after visiting a premisis that mainly serves alcohol.... i think i would prefer my carpark filled with sensible peoples cars overnight, rather than lie awake wondering if i forced a drunk to drive. however, as i know the owners, even tho only briefly, i am very supprised if this is the case... they seem a very level headed bunch that would only take action on repeat, prolific offenders...but like i say, i dont know any facts, just wanted my opinion accross.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

All the Best owld fella!

A Man After My Own Heart!

do i detect an air of hostility? i thought i knew swalnalla's sence of humour, but lately the comments just neem to be down right nasty....am i wrong?