Mr Darn

i pick up after my pup, and yes, it goes in a plastic bag, but that goes to next door, who hoys it onto his compost heap (digs a hole, that gets rid of the smell apparently). and his leeks taste like no others! mmmmm, mmm! really tho, who gives a !*!@# about a lump of dogs crap down the woods? are the wardens gonna start cleaning up after the foxes? i think not!

Should be made into a rally driving school... along with an outdoor go-karting center, trials bike and quad track. oh, and would it be too unsafe to build a sports center??? :-P

shouldnt this be in the sports section? england is so crap, its like watching the toon... we need a big shake up... some secondary school players i know could do better, and with more heart!

Spoke to a mate, and he says its real easy, so long as you have the right gear. first you need a way of transfering the media from vhs to your pc. apparently you need a TV Card for this, available for a few quid off That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds. Once you have the tv card, you need the software to record whats coming thru the tv card. This software is available from www.download.com, but obviously the better programs cost money. if your 'mate' wants to pay thats fine, if not, some come with a 30 day trial, so not a bad deal if you know what you want done and have them ready :-) Now, depending on the program you download to 'rip' the vhs tape, you may need a conversion program that will convert the recorded footage from the current form (normally .avi) to a dvd readable format. Programs like Nero 7 and Dvd Santa do all this fairly easily, with just a few clicks of the mouse. But, as mentioned before, a few more quid spent will get you the software that will rip the vhs tape and write it straight to dvd, but it depends how much you want to spend. If you need any further advice, i'll pass your contact details over to my friend who will talk you thru the process, otherwise simply typing 'vhs to dvd' in a web browser will bring up many results of companys willing to do the conversion for you for as little as £4.99 per tape. I hope this was of some help, Mr Darn.

Sorry if you dont agree, but 'April Fool!' has to be my favorite, the way those two just wind each other up is just great!. and who would have thought a can of duff could blow the roof off a house!

Maybe some of them players will be signed up by Bedlingtons own Terriers at the transfer window.....

Yes, i seem to be giving up too!! The boat we have is so big it takes two to run it, so without me going, its not happening, therefore its on the market, and daddy is buying a smaller version he can handle himself. Trout is also a good sport, although i like to go for a full day, and we usually catch our limit by 1pm!!! Which lakes do you fish?

Who-hoo, i love these! i got the furnce bank bit, just dunno what it is and i aint yet seen it!

can you imagine if the bible had not been written when it was, and was released today? what kind of classification do you think it would have? and do you really think critics would accept all the anomalies in it?

Hang on... i see a pattern comming out here.... i moan about the ironing never getting done, you ask for a new ironing board and iron, i moan the floor needs hoovering, we get a new hoover, the kids need something to look after to teach them responsiblity, we get a hamster, rabbit, 6 fish, a cat and a puppy. now a new kitchen center is opening in bedlington and its just what we need?? i seem to remember commenting on the quality of miss darns cooking not long back, think i've said too much???? hang on...... i do the hoovering, ironing, look after the rabbit, fish, hamster, cat and puppy AND i do the cooking........ Hmmmmnnnnn.................. (Que Miss Darn!!!)

yes, the two small windows either side of the 2 main windows on the right of the building as you look at the front have been broken, and i believe they wont be fixed till the police get their finger out and fine the little beggers that were caught breaking them! little gits!

Hmmmmmnn............................ could go round and take a few, could do a 'guess which type of dog diddit' type of thing eh?

lol, typical

to which did you refer? as i too have now lost the 'plot'!!!!! basically this is a forum dedicated to the Bedlington area. Because most of the people who have so far found this site has re-opened are 'a little thick' that is the tone of the place. if your wanting a serious descussion, may i suggest the pub?

simple things? theirs no way i would believe that much could come out of something so small had i not seen it myself. if it had been mine, i would have been shouting for a camera, i swear to god! (she'll see it when she takes the kids to school tomorrow, i aint cleaned it up yet!!!)

yeah, like i sem to remember commenting on ashianni's delightful menu not too long back.... i'm about due nice sitty in...

Pete, go in any day of the week, i dont think they do bar stools, just pots for them to sit in! at least a few of the same faces in everytime you go in, guarenteed!! maybe they are clamped to the bar!! i never thought to look!! A lovely bunch of lads and lasses tho

looking at this quote, their seems to be a " between the http:// and the web address, making whichever program opens the web page add another 'http://' at the start.. methinks you had a go, then put the web address in again later perhaps? damn fine attempt tho Ms Hair!!! well done!! (for those that want the link, but are too lazy to fix it, click here)

that link dont seem to work Ms Hair!

Twice? once hasn't finnished yet!, had to leave work early on monday night as i was sick all over my office, had tuesday, wednesday and thursday off, but went in on friday still ill, because it was my understanding you could only be off for three days before needing a sick note, and i aint getting a sick note for flu! little did i know, where i work, you dont get paid for the first 3 days, youi can have 5 without a sicknote and i would have been paid for being in bed on a friday night coughing my insides out, rather than doing it at work! What a bliddy laughing stock i turned out to be! Feeling better now tho, just got a wicked cough.

yup, but you should see the effort she puts into it, she looks like a chinese wicket keeper!

erm.... Too Late?!!?!?? Pics to follow, she does ones that make me proud!!!!

yeah, thats exactly what was said. just like if someone said "i'm going out with the lads tonight dear" it translates to "i prefer alcohol to your company you frumpy, fat old tart." nice place to bring it up "Dear".

lmao, i supprise many people, including myself sometimes!!!