Hamburger Pimp

Not me.

Par-taay!

The metal shutters are gone from the Dun Cow. Don't know whether this is due to an imminent re-opening or because everything of value has been removed from within and the shutters are needed elsewhere.

Nobody. It isn't.

A pastie sandwich? Dear God.

The chances of success are 1 in 3 if you stay with your first choice and 2 in 3 if you switch. Try it for yourself

Good luck with this noble endeavour. The best man won

Thanks for that.

Hello, John. Good luck with the radio station. I'd listen.

You're an anti-fascist now, eh? You have the freedom to say pretty much anything you want. Equally, the owner(s) of this site aren't obliged to pay bandwidth and hosting costs to showcase your opinions and can remove them if they choose. Their site, their rules.

For the first two weeks they are open.

About the quality of the cricket or about Flintoff's contribution? Swann had better bowling and batting figures than Flintoff. Strauss was the top run scorer and an inspirational leader. Flintoff's contribution, other than his excellent five-for in the second innings at Lord's, was largely ephemeral.

Wasn't there a large road traffic accident on the Spine Road?

It's howdy-doody time! Another fascinating week in La BedPred Liga sees the big dawg terrier Neil continue to lead the way, while newcomers Fourgee and Pete hit the ground running with some heavy scoring early doors. ruddoug09 21 pts DavePa 19 geddy2112 18 hamburger pimp 18 SuperMac 17 TonyC 15 pdean 14 Fourgee 10 Still plenty of time for any would-be predictioneers to step in the arena. Remember, the league is a series of monthly contests, so hop in and join the fray. Keep on trucking!

If you're talking about the 2005 series then I agree with you. However, the 2009 series was a far weaker affair. Both teams were pretty poor. While Flintoff battled bravely against his debilitating knee injury, he was a shadow of the player that dominated in 2005. Strauss was the player of the series.

Mrsvic is correct. Pete, hang your Leicestershire head in shame. Coca Cola indeed.

Complete the lyrics to name the product being advertised: "Florida's horrider than Whitley Bay, No ______ ____ _____ in the USA"

Fairy Liquid?

The late Paul Foot reckoned it was the Iranians wot done it

The compiler of this poll would appear to be suffering from musician/composer confusion.

Good man.

What a start, what a weekend, what everything! Some shock results in the inaugural set of fixtures couldn't throw big dawg Neil off the scent, cutting out a fearsome pace at the top of the table with ten, count 'em, ten points! Well done that newcomer. Another new entrant, the venerable Fourgee, didn't manage to get any predictions entered, but great things surely lie in store. The table: ruddoug09 - 10 pts hamburger pimp - 9 DavePa - 6 Geddy2112 - 6 Supermac - 5 TonyC - 4 Fourgee - 0 I don't think Pete, Denzel or Deleted Account are playing this year, though they'd be as welcome as the flowers in spring, as would any new players. Don't forget there are midweek games tomorrow and Wednesday, so predict early and predict often. Keep on keeping on, sports fans!

The Premier League season will soon be upon us, as we get ready to cheer on our beloved Black'n'Whites as they pit their wits against the might of Chelsea, Man United, Liverpool et al. Excitingly, this means that Bedlington's foremost prediction league is also back, back, back! If you played last year you should be still entered for this season's installment. If not, simply follow these simple instructions. Go to this site: http://www.predictthepremiership.com Register your username, then activate your membership. Then go to "Mini-Leagues", press the "join league" button and enter the access code 13450 to join the Bedlington League. Once you're in, simply enter your predictions for the next set of Premier League fixtures. Have fun with it!