Hamburger Pimp
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A couple of animal-based joke funnies for you:
Q. What is a dog's favourite stop on a Monopoly board?
A. Marrowbone Street Station!!!!!!!!11!!!BITEME!!!!!!!1!!!!
Q. What kind of lizard tells blue jokes and can change colour to blend in with its surroundings?
A. A stand-up chameleon!!!!!11!!!!!TAKEMYWIFE!!!!11!!!!!!!!
Laters, skaters.
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Attention Monsta: Meet hot racist chicks in your area
The last one is from Ashington!
A little joke funny for y'all:
Q. What sort of tights do BNP lasses wear?
A. Holocaust deniers!!!!!!11!!!!!C18!!!!!!!!
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Headline generator powered by "3G" technology?
COULD THE P.C. BRIGADE GIVE TAXPAYERS CANCER?COULD PAEDOPHILES TURN YOUR PENSION GAY?WILL THE EURO BURGLE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
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Oh, no ... it'll be wall-to-wall media tributes, news footage of wailing fans, and the terrible part will be tonight's Newsnight Review probably running a piece on his contribution to popular culture. The guy was a 'kiddy fiddler' who bought-off his accusers ... just wait 'till they come out of the woodwork to state that it really did happen. It's a disgrace that the UK Government allowed him entry for his forthcoming sold-out tour and those who bought tickets should hang their heads in shame .... all double standards when you consider how his chum Gary Glitter was treated. The good thing is that the kids in Blighty should be safe .... for a while anyway!
The difference between Jackson and Glitter being that Jackson was acquitted of all charges at his trial. Maybe you prefer the "court of public opinion" to the verdict of a court of law, despite your much-vaunted reading of The Guardian.
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and they werent that good., Support wasa japanese girl band
That would have been the lovely Shonen Knife. I saw them at The Riverside, b. in the d.
My first gig? Loony leftie singer songwriter Billy Bragg at the City Hall in 1988.
Other concerts of note:
Ramones at the Mayfair in 1989 and Manchester Academy in 1993
Suede at the Mayfair in 1993
Pulp at the University in 1995
Oasis at Loch Lomond in 1996. People still pay fifty quid to see them when they haven't been any good since the mid 90s? Unbelievable, Jeff!
Madness at Finsbury Park in 1998
Fatboy Slim at the University in 1998 and 2004
Prince Buster at the Poly in 2006
Belle and Sebastian at the Academy in 2006
The Go! Team at the University in 2007
Jens Lekman at the Cluny in 2008
In summary, gigs.
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In the spirit of McIntyre Undercover style investigative journalism, I visited this so-called Market Tavern last night. I have to say that Splodge is bliddy right in what he says. I had only been there a matter of minutes when the landlady was asking me for money.
Admittedly, it was money to pay for the pint of lager and vodka'n'coke I had ordered, but you see my point, yes?
Also spotted from this august forum; Ms Hair and the divine BarLassofBedlington.
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It’s a short hop from discriminating against someone because of skin colour or birthplace to discriminating against them for the way they speak or even write! Think on, like Sym posted, in no time there is no one left to stand up for you and yours.
"First they came for the bigoted illiterate mongs
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a bigoted illiterate mong.
Then they came for the people who copy and paste tiresome American jokes
and I didn't speak up because I didn't copy and paste tiresome American jokes.
Next they came for the people who routinely invite people to Facebook groups about how "the PEEdoeS" should be killed.
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a mawkish Sun-reading vigilante.
Finally they came for those who used abbreviations such as LOL, IMHO, PMSL and ROFLMAO
at this point I bought "them" a pint."
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only if you follow! how can you say the youngins of today do sod all? they probably would do something if there was something for them to do!!! stinking immigrants and migrant workers stealing are few remaining jobs, have you looked on the job centres web site lately obviously not otherwise you would know theres nowt! so the homegrown youngins have nowt better to do than drink and waste there lives.
What absolute hogwash.
Young people today have every opportunity in the world open to them, the schools are brilliant compared to the way they were in the 80s and early 90s.
It's never been easier to gain access to a University education. Graduates earn on average £250K more than non-graduates over their working life.
If a British young person, with the advantage of residency, language and access to education, is having a job "stolen" from them by an immigrant it's because they are too stupid or lazy to get out and get that job.
Laziness and ignorance are the enemy, not people from other countries.
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Visitnorthumberland.com
in Talk of the Town
Why don't you go and live somewhere else, then?