Hamburger Pimp

The metal shutters are gone from the Dun Cow.

Don't know whether this is due to an imminent re-opening or because everything of value has been removed from within and the shutters are needed elsewhere.

who thought gardening would be the new rock and roll?

Nobody. It isn't.

A pastie sandwich?

Dear God.

The chances of success are 1 in 3 if you stay with your first choice and 2 in 3 if you switch.

Try it for yourself

Good luck with this noble endeavour. The best man won

Attention! Attention! Look at me, everyone!

Thanks for that.

Hello, John.

Good luck with the radio station. I'd listen.

You're an anti-fascist now, eh?

You have the freedom to say pretty much anything you want.

Equally, the owner(s) of this site aren't obliged to pay bandwidth and hosting costs to showcase your opinions and can remove them if they choose.

Their site, their rules.

For the first two weeks they are open.

About the quality of the cricket or about Flintoff's contribution?

Swann had better bowling and batting figures than Flintoff. Strauss was the top run scorer and an inspirational leader. Flintoff's contribution, other than his excellent five-for in the second innings at Lord's, was largely ephemeral.

Wasn't there a large road traffic accident on the Spine Road?

It's howdy-doody time!

Another fascinating week in La BedPred Liga sees the big dawg terrier Neil continue to lead the way, while newcomers Fourgee and Pete hit the ground running with some heavy scoring early doors.

ruddoug09 21 pts

DavePa 19

geddy2112 18

hamburger pimp 18

SuperMac 17

TonyC 15

pdean 14

Fourgee 10

Still plenty of time for any would-be predictioneers to step in the arena. Remember, the league is a series of monthly contests, so hop in and join the fray.

Keep on trucking!

What about the great win by England over their traditional rivals Australia. it was a great test series and the man of the series has to be Freddie Flintoff does any one agree ?

If you're talking about the 2005 series then I agree with you.

However, the 2009 series was a far weaker affair. Both teams were pretty poor. While Flintoff battled bravely against his debilitating knee injury, he was a shadow of the player that dominated in 2005.

Strauss was the player of the series.

Mrsvic is correct.

Pete, hang your Leicestershire head in shame. Coca Cola indeed.

Complete the lyrics to name the product being advertised:

"Florida's horrider than Whitley Bay,

No ______ ____ _____ in the USA"

Fairy Liquid?

The compiler of this poll would appear to be suffering from musician/composer confusion.

Good man.

What a start, what a weekend, what everything!

Some shock results in the inaugural set of fixtures couldn't throw big dawg Neil off the scent, cutting out a fearsome pace at the top of the table with ten, count 'em, ten points! Well done that newcomer.

Another new entrant, the venerable Fourgee, didn't manage to get any predictions entered, but great things surely lie in store.

The table:

ruddoug09 - 10 pts

hamburger pimp - 9

DavePa - 6

Geddy2112 - 6

Supermac - 5

TonyC - 4

Fourgee - 0

I don't think Pete, Denzel or Deleted Account are playing this year, though they'd be as welcome as the flowers in spring, as would any new players.

Don't forget there are midweek games tomorrow and Wednesday, so predict early and predict often.

Keep on keeping on, sports fans!

The Premier League season will soon be upon us, as we get ready to cheer on our beloved Black'n'Whites as they pit their wits against the might of Chelsea, Man United, Liverpool et al.

Excitingly, this means that Bedlington's foremost prediction league is also back, back, back!

If you played last year you should be still entered for this season's installment. If not, simply follow these simple instructions.

Go to this site: http://www.predictthepremiership.com

Register your username, then activate your membership.

Then go to "Mini-Leagues", press the "join league" button and enter the access code 13450 to join the Bedlington League.

Once you're in, simply enter your predictions for the next set of Premier League fixtures.

Have fun with it!

Bedlington is a !*!@# hole who in there right mind would want to advertise such a run down ghost town.

Why don't you go and live somewhere else, then?

One Town - One Aim - One Voice

"One People, One Empire, One Leader"?

A couple of animal-based joke funnies for you:

Q. What is a dog's favourite stop on a Monopoly board?

A. Marrowbone Street Station!!!!!!!!11!!!BITEME!!!!!!!1!!!!

Q. What kind of lizard tells blue jokes and can change colour to blend in with its surroundings?

A. A stand-up chameleon!!!!!11!!!!!TAKEMYWIFE!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Laters, skaters.