Hamburger Pimp

Many happy returns, Joe.

"Oi loykes ter watch"

How's about the offer of a free pint to anyone off of this forum?

" If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage."

"Wendy and Mandy of the Bears, a.k.a Bendy and Bandy of the Bears"

GIDDY UP!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!

Good to see somebody making an effort for once. Hope it goes well for you.

You forgot to mention "Midnight". Apart from that, an excellent summary.

Are you blind?

Sounds like he's driving you to despair. You must pit a stop to it.

I'm afraid there is no magic formula one can put into practice that will make things right. Tell him he has to stop toying with your affections if you are to get your relationship back on track.

It's funny 'cos it's true!

Pigeonholing the joke funnies and returning to the res for a moment, it seems the story has gone global.

Okay. It might not be the brightest thing to do, but my Name is Bill Woodcock. and if I may could I ask for your name? or can I take a guess at who you are? From you nickname I could deduce an old friend who, at one time shared an interest in motorcycles. Ah! come on tell me who you are.

You can send a "Private Message" to somebody if you are wary of revealing personal details on a public forum.

Ice-T's early work, the albums "Rhyme Pays" and "Power" can be safely ignored. It is only with "The Iceberg/Freedom of Speech...Just Watch What You Say" that the Iceman truly found his voice.

The gun-toting malevolence of "Peel their caps back", the risque humour of "The girl tried to kill me" and the angry political edge of the Jello Biafra collaboration on the title track signalled the arrival of a major new player in the world of hip hop.

Ice-T's undisputed masterpiece, however, is 1991's "OG: Original Gangster". An essential part of any rap fan's collection, this lyrical tour de force set the standard for the "Gangsta Rap" genre which was to dominate the hip hop scene throughout the 1990s. Including stone cold classics such as "Bitches2", "Straight up !*!@#", "Body Count", "Midnight", "New Jack Hustler" and "Lifestyles of the rich and infamous", this was Ice's finest hour.

You can pick up this urban meisterwerk for about a fiver in record shops today. Make sure that you do.

Peace.

i was unfortunate (and possibly drunk enough) to be in Bedlingtons answer to the New Monkey after the delights of Whitley on monday night. flat beer and "Children of the Night" being played by a dj eyeing up jailbait who seemed to be dancing up and down on the spot and punching the air in a manner that Ricky Hatton would be proud of!!!!

Just a cotton pickin' minute, my furry friend. That sounds both mintah and skill.

As I understand it, some chap had a row with his lass, went off with a hearty supper to eat in the library car park, fell asleep and never woke up, a victim of hypothermia.

Since then, bunches of flowers have appeared tied to the lamp-post outside the Co-op.

Personally, I feel a bag of chips or a burger would be a more appropriate tribute to this unfortunate alfresco gourmet.

The £300 that you begrudge paying, for the upkeep of your own kids by the way, would otherwise be paid by the taxpayer.

They're not my kids, you pay for them.

4-1. GIDDY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!WHEREISYOURCHRISTNOWKEVINBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picture the scene.

* Good Friday

* A slightly fuzzy head

* A rather meagre breakfast

* Remembering that you have a creme egg in your coat pocket from last night, kindly given to you by Ms Hair

* Stuffing said egg down your fat, greedy face at Olympic qualifying pace

Now that, my friends, is livin' alright!

And what do you do in the woods?

Quite a bit actually. Check out http://blogging?morelikeabastard.blogspot.com/ if you don't believe me.

Oh! There's one more reason why you should join right now: There's not that many two digit "founder member" membership numbers left - 99's the limit! When we get to member number 26719, displaying your two digit cyber-bedlingtonian status will look r-a-t-h-e-r cool!

Not my words, the sage counsel of Threegees, one of the ace webheads who keep this whole shebang running.

The ninety-nine limit has been reached, we're all members of an exclusive club now. More exclusive than "Stringfellows" even. Yeah, think about that.

I'm number 38 and I say this. If you've joined up and you haven't said anything, come and say hello on this thread. Also, tell us one fact about yourself.

"I'm Colonel Knowledge and I am a non-driving idiot who can't even drive a car"

Hello.

Sex sells, Swalnalla. How many folk are going to click on a thread entitled "Rabbit spotted on allotment" ?

Eh?

Deuteronomy? Neuteronomy, more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!