Hamburger Pimp

Thankfully everything turned out all right for the lad in question. He was reunited with his teenage sweetheart and they are to be married next March.

Marvellous.

However, the reverse is also true, Miss so-called Darn.

If a lady chooses not to share her bodily treasures with all and indeed sundry, our society lauds this as admirable, modest, restrained behaviour.

On the other hand, a gentleman who gives up the pleasures of the flesh for an ascetic, chaste lifestyle of quiet contemplation is mocked as a lardy-arsed, face-licking inadequate failure of a man who couldn't score in a knocking shop with tenners in his lugs.

Where is the justice in that, eh?

Sort it out Tony Blairs!

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm

http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq...ns/brassmonkeys

Maybe it was that Dazza character?

(i saw sir john hall switch on ashingtons lights one year from the window of my chiropodists while having a verucca removed - i was in awe)

A bit odd that, switching the lights on while he was getting his verucca seen to.

Woah there Pencil neck, we aren't all regular attendees at the Circus Tavern, Purfleet's "Sunday Sport Stunna Roadshow", you know. Keep it clean, eh?

The lights at Ashington are skill.

That sounds really cold, Joe.

I reckon even a geordie lass would wear a coat in those conditions.

I wish I could get my bins emptied.

Is that Kathy Burke in the second row?

Isn't that the gadgie from the Kaiser Chiefs in the front row?

and

Go to the hospital and get it checked properly.

If you're that concerned, simply hang on to your excess paper for a fortnight and put it in the green bin after it has been emptied.

Never mind those Dragonforcers guys and their "tubbyboohoo mommy stopped my allowance, let's drink some cider and invoke demons" schtick, get your laughing gear around some German lounge lizard hipster tunes here.

All top tackle, notably "Bodybuilding" which was robbed lock, stock and barrel by the excellent Bentley Rhythm Ace for "Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out".

dragonforce

Actually, death to all metal. It's rubbish.

A bit of Lawrence Welk or Bert Kampfaert, now you're talking.

ANDY WILLIAMS POSSE INNA D AREA!!!!!!11!!

Death to false metal! \m/

Did "Wallaw" used to be a popular generic name for cinemas, like Rialto and Odeon?

I always thought the one in Blyth was some freakishly-named aberration.

Snow is officially crap.

Easy with the swearing there, Denz. We aren't all East End costermongers, scuffling on the cobbles after a debate regarding the relative merits of our respective blood oranges.

The Wallaw was in Blyth.

It's snowed.

Still baltic as well.

Ladies and gentleman, a moment's silence to reflect on the passing of a legendary boozer.

I refer, of course, to the Domino aka the Ranch aka Lucy's aka The Palace.

Since this website has been "off the air" this much-loved night spot has closed down and been bulldozed. A sad end.

So, no more dancing to "I like to move it". No more chips and ketchup washed down with snakey and black. No more personal appearances by Steve McFaddens off of Eastenders.

Sorry, I appear to have something in my eye.

The "olden days" Domino thread

Get in there!

Hats off!

Hmm. I'll allow that steel has been recovered from WWI battleships.

The stuff about radioactivity rings a bit untrue, though. Radioactivity wasn't created in 1945, it's always been there.

Even if it is true, there's still no link to materials used on moon landings.

Still, if it turns out to be true, there'll be a fulsome apology waiting for you.

Do you have a source for this rather tall tale?