Pencil_Neck

Sir, I did apply for the compensation.......I'm brain washed by daytime telly

Not a sausage......

You knows it !*!@#

Good call on getting the black Dean Martin(s).......also there's at least 6 brothers with the same name.......

Say what fool! Christ on a bike that miserable hag......please, bring back Butt Heed & maybe throw in Gerry (Mike Hunt) for good measure.... The pub needs some large chested bints with slack panties Saying that Denzel was humping one of those girls (not sure on the slack under garments) Or rather burn the place down, see thread for Bedlington Terriers

Speaking of Kuyt (it's tenuous, but go with it), Newcastle are trying to bury the embarrassment of travelling to Dublin to watch a player they had a 0.000001% chance of signing by bidding for Russian striker Alexander Kerzhakov instead. As they'll be stuck with Shola Ameobi and Albert Luque if that goes belly up, they could probably do with reaching for the panic button several times

Quite.......England's No 1

Thought you'd be there with a camera

Crivens, send for the doc

Remind us, is it 14 days to transfer deadline day or Groundhog day? Because today's big rumour still concerns Owen Hargreaves completing his tabloid transformation from a footballing Greg Rudeski to a Bryan Robson-esque midfield lion by signing for Manchester United. Equally astounding is the news that Ashley Cole will finally be moving to Chelsea after Arsenal decided to drop their asking price. His trip across London will allow Newcastle to replace modest former Chelsea left-back Celestine Babayaro with, um, modest Chelsea left-back Wayne Bridge. Dirk Kuyt signs for Liverpool Joan Collins signs for Newcastle

Sort the Lion out, bring back the Mackem

&

Plenty of blart in Obsournes

Ms Hair is not attending on this occasion, Mrs Neck has been informed not to text 4 bells in the North, Jesmond beckons & Borko full of wee & poo Probably be more fun

but not on a country lane.....

Had a few hangovers........

No need sir, Mrs Neck is out on a hen

Kit Kat, peanut butter, put in a toasty

Yes we know

No prblem Greg

Sorry for your loss, hope there was a good send off Respect

Neither does Denzel