Pencil_Neck

whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm? paul mcartney and heather mills Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her Cristmas............ .. and wax for her other leg!!! Paul McCartney has announced to the world that he is indeed dating an amputee by the name of Heather Mills......which made Ringo very happy. This way if the Beatles ever do reunite again, he knows his job as a drummer is still safe

Stroll on

Terrible man

mmmm, like Denzel

So what? or try here

Cold extrusion of flexible chocolate is concerned with pressure driven extrusion processing of chocolate in the semi-solid state. Contrary to the traditional liquid melt processing of chocolate, Denzel showed that the semi solid ram extrusion processing of chocolate above the melting point of the material was feasible. The fresh extrudate was found to have a temporary flexibility before becoming brittle with storage time. This short term flexibility of the extrudate enables for instance complex shape formation immediately after extrusion.

Remember to focus & wipe away the condensation from the car windows before attempting taking snaps

Not really, ask several over forty married women for their recollection of his lower regions......

Group Denzil's farts after a night on the beer may be an improvement. New slogan..."Buy Denzel Beer"

Bedlington Colliery Bedlington Pit was located in South East Northumberland some 12 miles north of Newcastle. The pit opened in 1838. It closed down in 1971. Coal production peaked at Bedlington Pit in 1950. There were no major disasters at this pit but 178 men were killed during the life of the colliery. Common causes of fatalities were: - being crushed by falls of stones/coal or collapsing roofs; - explosions; - being crushed by wagons; - being run over by pit ponies. In 1960 Bedlington Colliery employed 2,858 men in A, D and F pits. 2,224 men worked below the surface of the pit in 1960. Other collieries in and around Bedlington included Francis Pit, Hannah Pit, Howard's West Hartley Pit and Ewart Hill Pit. At its peak in 1913, the Great North Coalfield employed almost ¼ million men, producing over 56 million tons of coal every year from about 400 pits. The North East produced a quarter of Britain's coal in 1913. In the 1950s and 1950s the North East was heavily dependent on 'carboniferous capitalism'. Coal was known as "the black diamond". Ellington Pit was the last deep mine in Northumberland - its closure was announced in early 2005. And finally a nice house estate Progress......Go Nuclear Power

and not too good at spelling either

No, he's ok actually

Stand corrected!!

The real Newcastle manager

Bring in Defoe. SWP & we're set

anti reality ones

well it wasn't any buxom figures, apparently Mr R. has a fancy for large busts

OK, keep taking the pills

Slight problem with footy qualifications.........try Baz --- edit --- No wonder Glenn never completed the course, he may get too excited & collapse

If you don't sort the back four out......usual mid table

He does enjoy country lanes

Mr Hair, Sos, Mad Kev & Mr Reid are said to be holed up in the garage "Blyth's budding rock scene is exposed on a major new CD release this month. 'Beach Ball' features six of the towns best bands and looks set to attract national interest. The CD project is funded by Blyth Valley Council and coordinated by Carole Grimshaw, who told Generator: "There's a wealth of talent in Blyth but until now it hasn't been given the chance to make its mark. The 'Beach Ball' CD looks set to generate a wave of interest in Blyth never seen before". There's no doubting the potential of the bands featured. UNEXPLAINED LAUGHTER have already attracted national interest for their timeless tunes and electric live shows. THE LOST ANGELS provide a blast of original powerpop, whilst ILLICIT BLISS are powerful and tuneful, with heavy metal influences. The CD line-up is completed by new boys BODYSWERVE, the guitar based minimalism of TRACKS and the wild punk rockabilly of SPOOK 'N' THE GHOULS. So where did it ail begin? The CD project was developed as part of the festivities for the Blyth Valley Festival in July'95. As well as gigs, an all night beach party and Generator's Northern Exposure showcase, the idea was to create a long term legacy of the Festival - 'Beach Ball' is designed to draw attention to Blyth's rising music scene. The CD was recorded at Ramshackle Studio's at the Bunker, Sunderland by ex- Leatherface member Frankie Stubbs, whilst the photographs for the design were provided by members of BRIC, Blyth's centre of the unemployed and the entire project was overseen at all stages by The Blyth Valley Cultural Development Section. 'Beach Ball' certainly looks set to strike a chord for Blyth bands and has already picked up interest from several major labels, which proves that neither Newcastle, Sunderland or Middlesbrough have the monopoly on the best unsigned talent. For more into on 'Beach Ball' contact Cultural Development Services, Blyth Valley Council on 01670 542348. Sue Wilkinson."

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