Pencil_Neck

Don't buy Spanish.........maybe Torres

Half empty glass by my reckoing

As good as Jane Middlemiss portrayal of a northerner on ITV2 "Love Island"........class

Likewise big fella

Well done, keep it up son

Roasting.....

Thought you all have pick-ups!

tsk......

Water........... and there's a lack of H20 in Nottingham

Aye, no wonder the potential Mrs Crouch was playing away

Afraid Mr & Mrs Neck aren't out of play this evening

You don't know........

And he's still a better player than Shola

Lose / Loose.......its a speeech thiiing

Right On Frederick

You'd be happy to loose your gut

Why didn't you sign another former Liverpool striker.....Emile Heskey

Thought that as Ms Hair, Ms Anthony........?

Never been so happy

I wouldn't call her Thelma or she'll slice your knackers off

mmmmm, I tell wor lass

Francois-Marie Arouet Voltaire of the Station: "The story of Zeus transforming himself into a swan so that he might couple with Leda, they call myth, but the tale about a holy ghost impregnating a virgin, they believe..."

station knacka - class folk Please take your rubbish home with you........ top end is a dump as well pal

If the lass is fit, it's a must but mingers.....no thank you

no just pies