Pencil_Neck
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How times have changed I was there for the 4 weekend closing down special but after 20 minutes I left.......too emotional!!
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Muter's Ginger Beer Bottle For Sale From Bedlington Station
Pencil_Neck replied to andrewinnes's topic in Talk of the Town
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Mr Denzil, how's the collection for CK's jiggy fund going? Hornysam will make a comeback for the sex starved army officer
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Aye, look you so-called chemist or should I say comic boy, everyone knows krypton is supermans weakness green rock......tsk
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No please close Somerfield & Netto, we need a Tesco & the like
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No not to me We're better off sending cash to those half breeds in Ashington & Newbiggin rather than exposing dodgy DNA to the rest of us. I mean look at North Blyth!
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Puffs. It's only a touch mild
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Really I do believe.......
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Well Mr Denzil, you are one. I'm certainly not
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A special interest section should be opened, just a thought.
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Grand day young man
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Ah, after a good curry / guiness festive evening, the next morning I reach for Anusol to smooth things internally. 10/10 ps also excellent lube
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Not really. Official version eg "Sir, please stop". Chap runs off with a bag; officers open fire to bring down a possible murderer. No problem, thank you. All figures count.......
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Ah, you must be in Acklington Prison.....
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It does indeed suck! Erm, wrong choice of phrase.
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Thank you sir. I agree with Mr CK, there's some fish-heeds wearing the blue uniform. However, the chap from Brazil was not legal, so why worry. I mean it's not like he's a WMD expert........cover up. You make me sick
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No sir, wor lass
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Food top draw. Extras readied. They'll love it up 'em
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Food is being lovelying prepared by Mrs PN eg frying pan put to its correct use.
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Fine wine & chocs ordered......she's happy How predictable
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mmmm, possibly with £500 for hornysam memories
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Quite, I've just been hit over the napper with a frying pan See what I mean........
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William Hill fear CK pulling!!
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[Of course only male coppers should carry weapons, periods make it too risky to allow the skirt element of the profession to carry arms.