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Pencil_Neck

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  1. Ah, the RR......a grand invention for the ladies or a little of
  2. Nowt wrong with the CSA
  3. I'm not a weekend father as I'm rather good in relationships.......only joking
  4. 92.3% of bald men have large tools
  5. Japanese
  6. It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy & never be seen again.....
  7. Quite
  8. Crivens......you're keen going to the Percy
  9. No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.
  10. Very good thank you Mr Dennis Apologies, the records will not make another public airing
  11. Make him go back to work
  12. Hope you are keeping OK Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........
  13. You'll need one to carry that lass around in
  14. Sympathy to the family & hopefully the outcome is just.
  15. That was some Nurse Gladys on Saturday night......jesus, what a bloater
  16. back to normal service on this board
  17. F-f-f-fat sod
  18. Shut it fat boy
  19. I need a dog & the video-camera will do the rest
  20. Quite good for you......the sympathy vote
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