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Pencil_Neck

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  1. £2.58 at the Spar for 8 cans of Ace
  2. F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-at knacker
  3. My prediction was a touch off......well done
  4. I'm asking for a penis reduction Mrs PN is strongly against the idea
  5. Damn......HornySams details got washed with the soiled under-garments I'm sure we can find other ladies of the night for you.......
  6. Well you could go to the "Clayton Arms" & chat to a regular, 10 minutes later you're minus all teeth
  7. As much chance as you shagging some bird the night......
  8. 4-1 to Arsenal
  9. Nah.....give me a paper & a pint of best
  10. !*!@# **g !*!@# dogs (fat ones at that) Love you guys really......!*!@#
  11. Can't right now I'm afraid, got to empty my bins
  12. You've seen nowt son, neighbours from hell, my mate had them bastards.
  13. How's the Hornysam fund doing?
  14. you've seen the upstairs in the Lion more than most. Something about older barmaids with you Mr Denzil, friggin GILF hunter
  15. Of course it is, all of our !*!@# ' money goes there.....
  16. Anyone know of a good cure for a sore foot.; torn ligments....... I don't trust docs, they're too "****ish" [even though I've phd in chemsitry] Can you assist.....
  17. Sorry not interested........class of 1971
  18. ******* disgrace! I'll shall be championing this case at the next WDC meeting 17/12/05 8pm Blyth Beach Car Park (no lights)
  19. Clearly something you don't do......
  20. Where, when........
  21. Tsk Appalling behaviour fat man
  22. Bedlingtons own Nicky Campbell
  23. After looking at the photograph I think he wants it to be buried Grange Hill extras at best.....
  24. Morons, hotheads........why thank you! This is an improvement on my usual tag
  25. How about Ramstein?
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