Pencil_Neck

Ah, you must be in Acklington Prison.....

It does indeed suck! Erm, wrong choice of phrase.

Thank you sir. I agree with Mr CK, there's some fish-heeds wearing the blue uniform. However, the chap from Brazil was not legal, so why worry. I mean it's not like he's a WMD expert........cover up. You make me sick

No sir, wor lass

Food top draw. Extras readied. They'll love it up 'em

Food is being lovelying prepared by Mrs PN eg frying pan put to its correct use.

Fine wine & chocs ordered......she's happy How predictable

mmmm, possibly with £500 for hornysam memories

Quite, I've just been hit over the napper with a frying pan See what I mean........

William Hill fear CK pulling!!

[Of course only male coppers should carry weapons, periods make it too risky to allow the skirt element of the profession to carry arms.

Yes sir. It has been inflicted on many pieces of blart over the years. No CK is a specialist of the "pick up" technique, the anti sex lobby are training their advisers on this to promote safe sex.

Watching the poor father of the murdered WPC on the news, it stuck me that we need to arm our bobbies with hand guns, shot guns, AK-47s, land to air missiles, howisters, WMDs, etc to handle the scum merchants out there. Hang the bar stewards I say. Hang 'em high

Obviously the safe option for the lasses! Fortunately the girls survived a CK special bumping or a tongue feast

The food establishments are not too bad, quite good actually [Verdi is not good, everything is laced with far too much garlic to hide the poor cooking]. However, pub wise.....do me a favor

It is a tad dull

Clean the mouse ball, always a winner

I reckon I'll stick with the cat

It is indeed a sad day that the Sun Inn is losing such a bright light of the pub trade. (not to mention extras for special customers)

The new curry house on the front street is pretty tasty

Too many fish heeds