Dave

Did he get tazered?

I think some drunken idiots will go out and cause trouble to GET tasered so they can brag to thier mates... So if was a copper in those situations i'd accidentally aim for the eyes... or !*!@# ... then get my night stick out to finish them off

No they've bought both places , I heard its becoming a large Tescos

Its true, and theyve bought the co op next door... better than ASDAs I reckon!!!

this is what it used to looked like before the bulldozers went in... thats my old hound on the right

I'm sure the dad thought it was pretty harsh when the first brick trudded into his head. Harsh MY !*!@# these little bastards needed whipping from the time they first played up, then you wouldn't have the bother around now. If these kids were brought up in a more Masculine enviroment they wouldnt be such pricks. I blame all this left wing !*!@#.... lets treat them all the same !*!@#... males females etc ... boys are murdering little bastards as soon as they hit 5-6 ...if not controlled thats what they remain!

Kids today .... as young as ten when the crime was commited . ... stoning a dad to death while he was playing cricket with his sons.... bubbling in court today when found guilty with their parents ... tho during in the trial messing about and getting their heads down during the procedings. The little darlings are now going to jail... maybe the parents should be crying for their own uselesness in controlling their kids ... but i doubt it... they will no doubt flogging their stories to some rag as soon as the vermin are locked up... but i think they should be (locked up) ..that'd wipe the tears from their eyes .. and i guess they'd wished they terrorised their little darlings earlier like the dogs they were!!!!

..... rubbish haha

that monkey faced !*!@# doesnt need the treatment.. ones as bad as the other

In the news that loads of Brits are buggering off abroad .. where would u go and why would you leave... I'd stay I reckon but if i had to choose it would be Canada

yes

only for viewers in scotland

I was on about those pair that got 23 years each for torturing their bairn to death today..... better off giving them a bullet each

Shot in the napper and kicked in the sea

After watching the news tonight, I wish we still the option in this country

Aye the NHS is a great thing really

Its all there in the name .. i dont even need to hear it

muddy waters - catfish blues

how many fingers am I holding up?

This puzzle is easy to google the answer for , but working it out is good even if you know the answer FACTS: 1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours. 2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. 3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain pet. 4. No owners have the same pet, brand of cigaratte, or drink. CLUES: 1. The Brit lives in a red house 2. The Swede keeps a dog 3. The Dane drinks tea 4. The green house is on the left of the white house. 5. The green house owner drinks coffee. 6. The person who smokes Pall Mall keeps birds. 7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk 9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 10. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats 11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill 12. The owner who smokes Camel drinks beer 13. The German smokes Marlborough. 14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house 15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water. The question is, who keeps the fish?

yeah what is all this toffee about

Ive loved smoking , but i've given up dozens of times. I was only addicted 1 or 2 times when i was a young en, I usually start everytime I go out in the field as it passes the time away and I love it . However I always packed it in when i got back to normality. I think its an outdoor activity , smoking that is. And now it is i suppose

Its easy , half of 99 is 49 1/2 so add an extra 1/4 and there you have it 49 3/4 taaadaaa