Denzel

Earth

Beats the Stereophonics hands down.

The leaflet was poorly laid out, the registration was out in a few of the adverts, and the advert for the pub in West Boldon was cringeworthy. Bedlington.co.uk 1, Johnny Come Lately's 0

Blue

That's the Dunkirk spirit Pete; Bang & Olufsen, Bose et al can stick their new-fangled 'sound systems' where the sun don't shine.

I've never seen Mark Knopfler's name mentioned in the same sentence as a 'canny song'.

I'm keeping my powder dry.

I'm in it to win it.

Quite right too. An evil triumvirate who should be hung, drawn and quartered for the whole world to see. I'd gladly volunteer to be the person to kill them all. Slowly. Ms Chakribati, Liberty, and other idiots of that ilk should be forced to watch.

I love this thread, it's minter.

Pink

Bought by Wal-Mart.

Sun

I really should get a dikshunerry so I can check my spellun.

Electric Avenue?

I can exclusively reveal that the former site of said Baths is now a regular haunt for none other than Hamburger Pimp, in his new role as a doting parent. Christmas Day will never be the same again.

Npower are some company if even their Head Office has it's own mobile number. Technology, it's like, geet clever man.

HP?

A site for bairns if ever there was one. 'Oooh look, aren't we all dead wacky saying how pissed we got at the weekend'.

I've read ransom notes that opened on lighter terms than that.

There's something in your eye.

A rare insight into Olde Worlde Blyth from Pete there. The snidey recordings of popular tunes is, of course, alive and well, as anyone who has visited Matalan coluld tell you. It sounds like Woolworth's was very much a retail mecca at the time, none of this new-fangled chrome nonsense, just good, old-fashioned, wood. Arkwright would be proud. Did they sell powedered egg?

And that's football in a nutshell.

Kinky.

Turbine.