Denzel

Ladies darts is thriving now. They have more teams in their league than the men have in theirs.

Image problem? Click on the body.

Aye, a load of middle-aged munters with a 3 dart average of 17.

Arraz is a man's sport, get back in the kitchen ladies.

Riders from the prestigious Yellow and Blue team battling their hated Blue and Yellow rivals, all the while wondering what were they thinking of putting that gold glitter stuff up at The Grapes.

Step aside Pinky Bass, Robert Mapplethorpe, David Bailey, Elmer Batters et al, there's a new photographic wizard in town.

I'm in.

I am proper shocked like!

Over the years I can think of at least 2 dozen folk who have claimed to be in the BNP whilst engaged in Bedlington's 'last orders' political debate! Surely they weren't just shouting on to look hard and clever?!

Phrase of the day.

Can

Kraftwerk

The queen? No

I thought this was pretty easy, a tash and long legs..

Des Lynam.

Denzel - join Mr Darn at the top of the class for your accurate assessment of the situation. Brief, punchy and well argued!

I don't need plaudits, I know when I'm right, and I'm right about the BBC.

Leaf

Phoenix

And what about the so called 'Olympic Legacy'? The Olympic Stadium will be ripped apart to reduce its capacity for athletics & footy - but no footy club wants to have a running track around the pitch so none have signed-up. We've all seen how lifeless/dull/lacking in atmosphere those foreign grounds are (Champ League tv games) ... goodness, it might even become as empty as the Smoggies tip or as grim as that darkplace in mackemland.

The donkey riding & jumping in Greenwich park will consist of temporary stands and other facilities, all to be ripped-out at the end, no doubt causing long-term damage to this beautiful park (& Heritage Site). The shooting, just along the road at Woolwich Barracks – new ranges constructed, new seating, and all the rest – this is all coming out when the curtain comes down. This is a particular waste of dosh as just down the road, near Dartford, there’s already a shooting complex where the money could have been better spent on an up-grade ... that would have left an Olympic Legacy.

They reckon we’ll all be paying for this for decades to come through taxation. The poor saps in Greater London will have to pay even more via a Council Tax Surcharge, although some on the Forum may say that “it serves them right for being Cockneys”.

As to the Dome (or the O² as we now have to call it) - a great building but what a missed opportunity. I visited the place shortly after it opened and thought the structure was brilliant but the contents was so naff I couldn't believe it. The Faith Zone (an empty white space), fast-food concessions everywhere, the biggest diamond in the World (actually, it was just a glass fake), the Body Zone (a giant plastic dolly which you walked through) ... Oh dear! the place looked cheap and nasty. I had better times at the Miners Picnic! They should have built the National Stadium (Wembley) there instead of Dome.

Aye, they're not a patch on the snarling bearpit that is St James Park.

The BBC is the best broadcaster on the planet. Fact.

death

Napalm

No lights tho...cant have any lights.....

Not even miner's lamps?

Ah, Ms Hair.

I hear you're selling your underwear online to Japanese businessmen these days. Or something.

A brisk trade, I hope?

Under the brand name 'Urine Shrouds' I hear.

Anyone remember this?

They make Scouting for Girls listenable.

I assumed this thread was about the smoking habits of Dallas residents.

More in the News Post Leader this week, public invited to visit the Community Centre to see plans or if you can't make that, visit Tesco next Monday & Tuesday.

We'll all find out exactly what they are proposing to do?

Rumours this weekend are that they are completely flattening everything from the Tavern down over and rebuilding and having it built on "stilts" with car parking underneath?

Supposedly selling electricals and clothing like the other larger shops plus other retail units within the shop.

p.s What's happening to the old Gas shop? workmen busy and seem to be dividing the shop, anyone know what it's going to be?

Things looking up for Bedlington, Tesco extending, Gas shop, and a new computer shop, anything else opening up?

Aye, let's get the bunting out eh?

Isn't that now another hairdressers with a funny name?

Does anyone know any more about the Dun Cow though?

Yes, it's a crap public house.

Fear Factor

Microwave Massacre

Graham Norton, the music of Queen, men in skirts, bagpipes and guitar solos.

It doesn't get any worse than that.

You've just stopped me from looking at it. Thanks mate.

Happy borthdee.

See what I mean. & how do you know that the people who aren't here anymore just havent got themselves a new name. Coz it's quite easy to do you know. Chin up everybody. Lifes too short.

Hats off to locallass!

was in friday night,enjoyed the beer,an its cheaper than most on the street especially the free one cheers again dumb cow,me an my spellin! Anyway you should at least give the place a chance,you might be pleasantly surprised.

Im happy to remain blissfully ignorant.

It doesnt happen to have tire tracks across it, does it?

Aye but they ironed out nicely.

er so which one am I then I wonder.

You're a keen as mustard publican.

A geet big white cat, the fat !*!@# needs to lay off the Whiska's. Oh, it's Mutt and Jeff mind so no point in shouting at it.