Denzel

I quite literally jumped through a hoop when I heard the brilliant news.

Like it or not, they've reinvigorated the on-trade business, and there's no reason why it can't work in Bedlington.

It's an old ritual.

And let's face it most of the pubs round here are gash; JDW might kill a few of them off.

Lotus 7's are just so passe, I drive a Lamborghini Diablo, as I know it helps to keep the seal pup population down.

Got me bang to rights, guv'nor.

Bah humbug. What's wrong with a bit of Extreme Noise Terror or Napalm Death, eh? This country.

I couldn't give a monkey's chuff.

Get a dikshunerry.

Hur-hur, like he said 'erection' dude.

The Toon are officially 'minted'. (How long before Pencil Neck finds an article on the wealth of the !*!@# US owners and pastes it here?)

Of course, the religious beliefs and nationality of a club's senior staff are paramount when I decide who I am to support. !*!@# .

Not when your evenings are spent compiling your Stevie G scrapbook.

It wasn't funny the first time you said it, gonk.

Candlelit vigil and black armbands are the order of the day. Biased bin-dipper rubbish. Forza Milano!

Belta!

Leave it CK, he ain't worth it.

A master of light entertainment.

You're very trying.

Git up sassidge! CK straight in there.

Go and take your face for a s***.

Those trolley's don't collect themselves you know.

Miss Vic's into old threads.

I'm into atheism, it's a non-prophet organisation.