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Denzel

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  1. Pencil Neck is frantically compiling a party itinerary for you as we speak. I hope you like Stella. And the Railway.
  2. These Club 18-30 parties are getting out of hand.
  3. Donal McIntyre would be proud of this.
  4. Welcome to Northumberland's very own Portmeirion.
  5. It's going to be christened 'The Chipstix Penny Floater'.
  6. Some bliddy export.
  7. Go for it CK.
  8. I love trawling through old photos.
  9. Wetherspoon's operates using a very simple philosophy of 'high turnover, low margin'. The pubs are a success because daytime trade is so successful - sell cheap beer and all the local pissheads and dolescum will gladly part with their cash in exchange for a foaming mug of ale in (usually) pleasant surroundings. Bedlington needs a kick up the !*!@# , and I hope JDW are the people who do it.
  10. Sycophant.
  11. No blobs though?
  12. You mean jam-rags?
  13. My mate worked on the waltzer and he got sacked. He's taking them to court for funfair dismissal.
  14. A wine-swilling gent. Sorely missed.
  15. Just howk the little b*****ds and they'll learn. Simple.
  16. Best wishes for the future you curmudgeonly old !*!@# !
  17. You crack me up.
  18. They wouldn't say that, trust me.
  19. Off you go then.
  20. I bow in deference to the world's greatest living comedian.
  21. Just get the dinner on woman.
  22. I bet you're handy in a ruck.
  23. Are you reading this Janet Street Porter? Dazza is the one with his finger on the pulse. Burberry cap doffed in your direction.
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