Everything posted by Denzel
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No Smoking Ban...
According to an in-depth report, tabs are officially good for you.
- Andy Capp
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Rain Rain Rain...
I love it when it pisses doon.
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Visit Home
Pencil Neck is frantically compiling a party itinerary for you as we speak. I hope you like Stella. And the Railway.
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Is It Terrorists?
These Club 18-30 parties are getting out of hand.
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Perry Strikes Again
Donal McIntyre would be proud of this.
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Good Places Bad Places
Welcome to Northumberland's very own Portmeirion.
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Reservoir
It's going to be christened 'The Chipstix Penny Floater'.
- Some bliddy export.
- Guess When
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Front Street
I love trawling through old photos.
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Wetherspoons
Wetherspoon's operates using a very simple philosophy of 'high turnover, low margin'. The pubs are a success because daytime trade is so successful - sell cheap beer and all the local pissheads and dolescum will gladly part with their cash in exchange for a foaming mug of ale in (usually) pleasant surroundings. Bedlington needs a kick up the !*!@# , and I hope JDW are the people who do it.
- I See We Have A New Mod?
- Tidal Generators
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Tidal Generators
You mean jam-rags?
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The Shows Are Here!
My mate worked on the waltzer and he got sacked. He's taking them to court for funfair dismissal.
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Matthew Young
A wine-swilling gent. Sorely missed.
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No More Smacking
Just howk the little b*****ds and they'll learn. Simple.
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Not A Good Week This! Can You Return A Bad One?
Best wishes for the future you curmudgeonly old !*!@# !
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Idea For New Section/addition To 'taken Today'
Quality!
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Just Cant Understand It
You crack me up.
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The Shows Are Here!
They wouldn't say that, trust me.
- Tigers In The Bed
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Whats Happening In Bedlington
I bow in deference to the world's greatest living comedian.
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Local Elections
Just get the dinner on woman.