Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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Simpsons geek. How was Edinburgh?
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RIP big lad.
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I beg to differ. Your black thong is still stuck on my bedroom wall.
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I couldn't !*!@# well agree more.
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I was only too happy to make a donation.
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Did the chef put the wonderful decals on the window of the Tavern?! Or did Ray Charles do it?
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Just wait till it shites all over the floor. It'll be in a black bag and hoyed into the Wansbeck.
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A GILF's hairy !*!@# .
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To be fair, your idea of a good meal consists of falafel, nut cutlet and mushroom stroganoff. Bunny hugger.
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£500k and it's yours.
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I don't think 20 pints of Guinness each day helps though!
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I got sod all.
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I love a good park and ride.
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I agree!
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Why Ambassador, with this Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us.
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Yes, but washed them immediately with hot, soapy water.
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A no-show at the Cottage. Sort it out Toon peeps.
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Emma is icy cool!
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Fizzy piss.
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There were no dishes, I had a liquid dinner.
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Rings a bell like.
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I was thinking more of a privately run enterprise on Forster Avenue. I can't for the life of me remember what it's called.
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Speaking of children, would you happen to know of any good childcare facilities around here?
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Well could be worse, you could be drinking Foster's.
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1. When have I overused colloquialisms? 2. Yes, I got my fingers wet.
