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Denzel

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Everything posted by Denzel

  1. Yes, it has to go to a good home.
  2. I'm not sure of the eggs-act reason behind it.
  3. There's nothing brill about a bearded real ale quaffer squeezing a bag full of guinea pigs.
  4. Though I must admit I'd prefer your avatar to say Tooheys or VB mind.
  5. Oh aye, have some spotty charver turn up for a spin in it.
  6. Sorry to be the beare of bad tidings Pete, but it's gone. Lock, stock, the freaking lot.
  7. Stop press, I seem to remember the grafitti was suffixed with the word 'whore'.
  8. Going on other forums behind our backs eh? Two-timing swine.
  9. I think you should open a clothing emporium as a memorial to Tyche. And the sadly missed Rascals.
  10. My claim goes in tomorrow - £1,000. Martin Lewis = God.
  11. He'd twist on 21 man, ignore the dullard.
  12. The bus stop on Glebe Road, on the same side as the library?
  13. You're always matchmaking.
  14. This sounds canny mind. Is alcohol allowed?
  15. Liverpool played Arsenal in the Carling Cup recently didn't they?
  16. Bliddy hell, not far from me!
  17. That's your problem Allan, you think about yourself too much.
  18. I think you should pay him a visit and discuss your sartorial diffences face to face.
  19. I don't think they can.
  20. It's !*!@# food. The only place worse than a carvery is Big Luke's.
  21. I'm a megalomaniac.
  22. Just move in with me.
  23. Give her a slap; she can tell her mother she walked into a door.
  24. I'm eccentric, what more can I say. Peasants.
  25. Cheers hinny, thanks for washing them for me. See you tonight.
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