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Denzel

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  1. Simpsons geek. How was Edinburgh?
  2. RIP big lad.
  3. I beg to differ. Your black thong is still stuck on my bedroom wall.
  4. I couldn't !*!@# well agree more.
  5. I was only too happy to make a donation.
  6. Did the chef put the wonderful decals on the window of the Tavern?! Or did Ray Charles do it?
  7. Just wait till it shites all over the floor. It'll be in a black bag and hoyed into the Wansbeck.
  8. A GILF's hairy !*!@# .
  9. To be fair, your idea of a good meal consists of falafel, nut cutlet and mushroom stroganoff. Bunny hugger.
  10. £500k and it's yours.
  11. I don't think 20 pints of Guinness each day helps though!
  12. I got sod all.
  13. I love a good park and ride.
  14. I agree!
  15. Why Ambassador, with this Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us.
  16. Yes, but washed them immediately with hot, soapy water.
  17. A no-show at the Cottage. Sort it out Toon peeps.
  18. Emma is icy cool!
  19. Fizzy piss.
  20. There were no dishes, I had a liquid dinner.
  21. Rings a bell like.
  22. I was thinking more of a privately run enterprise on Forster Avenue. I can't for the life of me remember what it's called.
  23. Speaking of children, would you happen to know of any good childcare facilities around here?
  24. Well could be worse, you could be drinking Foster's.
  25. 1. When have I overused colloquialisms? 2. Yes, I got my fingers wet.
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