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Denzel

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  1. Yes I do:- www.MoneySavingExpert.com There's some fabulous deals on coffins and other such paraphernalia.
  2. I wouldn't expect it to, it's a colloquialism.
  3. Sleep well. Please.
  4. Yep, wishing your life away.
  5. There's no way he could usurp you as the board's number one twisty-!*!@# .
  6. Rhetorical question, Allan?
  7. Fat Figo has thus far claimed over £8,000.
  8. Harum-scarum. I love it, A+. Next time try and mention 'brouhaha'.
  9. Good choice sir!
  10. She left a bit of a mess like.
  11. I'll use some of your dubloons.
  12. She was tired, she'd been to my house all day.
  13. But I can't play wax cylinders Pete. Will I have to pay with it using a bag of salt?
  14. Someone's egging you on here.
  15. I know you're a gangster Pete, Emma told me. She said you walked into the Tavern and your henchmen had to hoover the carpet for you to walk on it.
  16. I can imagine the conversation.... "'Ere mate, Denzel's got one of them Fiat's for sale, know what I mean? Don't get lemon, just get it sorted and we'll hear know more about it. Now jog on you mug".
  17. All a bit modern for me Pete.
  18. Dunno why you're grinning, it's not very eggs-citing.
  19. Pete's gonna put the word around! Big dawg!
  20. Alternatively, we could burn your twitching cadaver?
  21. Aye it was !*!@#! But we won, so there!
  22. £3,500 and she's yours Pete.
  23. You need to discover some of the new music in the hit parade these days. Try Dickie Valentine for starters.
  24. I'm familiar with a rag man's pocket if that's any help.
  25. Of course, I hope the treatment is a raging success.
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