Denzel

That's very unlike you.

Yes, there'll still be several pubs in Bedlington.

'Look at that zany !*!@#'.

I hope she dies soon.

Ms Hair creates undue panic amongst the townsfolk of Bedlington. Let's birch her.

I had no recourse to use it - if there's bother in my locale, I go out with Barry the Bat and administer on the spot justice.

A Christening Tea? What a load of middle class clap-trap. Just get yasel up the Wharton and everyone can get lashed.

It was !*!@#, good riddance.

No thanks, it's all just a pipe-dream.

If it's not playing up, don't change it Pete.

Stupid idea to open the shop.

He owns one of them, there's about half a dozen in existence.

Finally sold it via Carcraft Pete, got almost £3k for it so I was more than happy. Mind you it had new inlet and exhaust valves, fanbelt and exhaust so it was as good as new. Still not a patch on my 'sportscock' though.

Pete's Boudoir is the likeliest name at this point.

Soon have it back on it's feet.

Saxo VTR man, belta and that.

More rumour-mongering from the queen of the Bedlington gossip column.

Someone should just kick her face in.

I love this guy.

I'd partition it and the snug would be renamed 'Pete's'.

I trust you'll be treating your lass to a romantic night in The Railway?

From the motor museum at Keswick? If so avoid like a Terry Pratchett convention, it's !*!@#.

Ooooooohhhh get you!!!!!

Mary

Thanks very much folks. It feels weird finally reaching 30.