Denzel

The Lord will punish you

Indeed, there was a large seat for Mr Denzel

And of course a lengthy pause when someone asked you a question:-

'O-o-o-o-o-o-oxbow l-l-l-lake'.

hear hear!

i think those people who bring kids into this world with no intention of caring or providing for them need castrated!

i'm quite happy with the £57 a week they take from me now i have a piss poor job, it means those secret savings accounts i have set up for the kids's future are doing very well.

Nothing better than a supprise few grand when you turn 18!

(hope the ex aint reading this!)

'Hello, is that the CSA? You might be interested in this....'

i agree with denzel. if i had stuff to do as a kid, maybe i wouldnt have ended up the way i am! discussing the merits of early ice-t records with colonel knowledge in the boozer on a sunday afternoon.

oh the life i lead!

Good lad, saved yourself a hiding there.

Join arms in protest?

Good idea

It's not a student protest. Get back in your room with your Throwing Muses records.

The quote from Mr PR on Monday

Who is 'Mr PR'?

Well I'm in, can't hurt to join up can it?

Should've gone to St Benet Biscop. An esteemed seat of learning.

I think the addition of the smiley adds a certain creedence to your argument. Well done.

Perhaps your argument will persuade others into thinking first before they blight the country with kids that they have no means of providing for?

Ouch!

Touche Denzel. But i thought you packed in 5 a side cos the BEF were getting to rough for you.........?

Hell no, the BEF are a non-entity as far as I'm concerned. All talk, no action.

Now, Denzil....that's so unfair on these nice single folk

I apologise profusely if my flippant remarks have caused any consternation.

Irresponsible drinking and consumption of !*!@# food. Sounds like you Pencil Neck.

no, but, having said that, between all the usual moaning and bellyaching you do on this forum i'm not suprised you aint got round to bleating on about your taxes!

I may be wrong but i thought discussion forums were for discussing things, not harassing new members...

(have a look, is he still laughing lads?)

Still pissing myself laughing at your misfortune at the hands of the CSA!

Strangely enough, the crater was named as Denzel hole

Wow what a coincidence!

There is some information in Evan Martins book ISBN 0 7524 0784 8, but not a lot

Any news on zeppelin races? Dead heats in particular.

tartar sauce........

WTF?

What do you expect from a Scot & Irishman!

Or we could sign Jigsaw Cisse?

no problem at all in paying for my own denzel, its paying for all the ones who dont pay that pisses me off.

or are you trying to say the £300 was going straight to my children?

Well my taxes pay for the little !*!@# and their Kappa-clad mothers as well, just I don't bleat on about it.

I thought you now prefer the young sapling?

All ages.......dorty perv

Barbers shop floor does me!

Aye that's a point, the Ewoks couldn't handle a drunken old man, they'd be too busy talking about how good they are. No good in a ruck.

Sorry Chris, but they're your bairns so pay for them; don't expect any sympathy at having to pay for the upkeep of your own offspring.

We can replace him with the thinking man's Ian Ormondroyd; Peter 'beanpole' Crouch.

I love hearing unbiased MOTD summarisers Hansen and Lawrenson saying that his heading isn't as good as it should be because 'he's so tall he's never had to work on it'.Priceless Scouse-related twaddle.

If it's Denzil......it'll be two or three mature Red Woods

I'd prefer a mature Birch.

As I understand it, some chap had a row with his lass, went off with a hearty supper to eat in the library car park, fell asleep and never woke up, a victim of hypothermia.

Since then, bunches of flowers have appeared tied to the lamp-post outside the Co-op.

Personally, I feel a bag of chips or a burger would be a more appropriate tribute to this unfortunate alfresco gourmet.

Maybe a meatball/White Lightning based monument?

Here's a chick who will respond to a pat.

Mmmmm nice mouth.