Denzel

Ah yes I remember the horse muck and having to cart it to the bottom of the garden, also going with my grandad and collecting sheep muck from the fields for the leeks. Red ash from the pit heaps was another favourite for the garden although I don't know what good it did.

Memories of days gone by.

Bloody hell. You didn't get put in the stocks as well did you?!

hinny - sterile offspring of a male horse and a female donkey or ass.

Sure you want to insult my parents little man?

To be fair, if you construe it as an insult then it's not just your parents it's aimed at.

Absolutely not CK

Had to search my scrapbook for this

Having read Denzels submissions on this and previous forums, I don't see it. .....lol

'....a model of Chrsitian living....'

Yep, that just about sums me up. End of character assassination.

Never seen one of then Denzel but a did see a wooly mamath doon the hapney woods one day, mind you a had visited the Bank top before going there.

The perfect Godfather

Hey, it's only a word hinny.

Did you also travel by raft down the ol' Mississippi with your good friend Huckleberry Finn?

Kidding aside, these old tales are interesting.

Do any of you remember sabre-toothed tigers then?!

Yes, that's the fellow, never could spell them French words

To be fair, if you'd said 'useless pile of !*!@#' it would've made a fine substitute for his name.

I know you will be as disappointed as me to hear that Cuba lost 10-6 in the final to Japan.

I'm gutted. Hats off to the plucky Cubans anyway.

No him that got sent off yesterday.

Ah, Jean-Alain Boumsong.

Very profound indeed, eaters of raw meat

Whut chew talkin' bout Lewis?

Ah well theres always next season or the season after or the season after.

Chelsea 6 0 Newcastle

Thank you Mr Boomsung

Who's he, our new South Korean recruit?

Bit harsh, Swalnalla.

Balderdash and piffle. Young Ava is absolutely gorgeous, been to see her this very evening. Well done to the proud parents.

Congratulations to Red Row's most famous ex-pat and Luis Figo impersonator John Gates. His lovely wife Gwen gave birth to a baby girl (Ava) in the early hours.

As godfather, I'd like to wish them all the very best!

That's a long word! Pedant!! ha ha

A new word in the vocabulary I see! Don't have to many E-numbers later mind.

Sizzels can't spell. They should look at THEIR dictionary. Fair play to all the regular cyberspace gobshites, they amuse thousands with THEIR entertaining shanannigans. Chill oot and post something positive.

You were doing so well up to that point!

You guys crack me up yer but no but yer but no but yer but no but YER!

And don't be running around terrorising the adult there tonight. Play nicely in the corner.

Yey. The big day is finally here 4 our 2station knacker pals.

I hope it's all going ok. He should be saying 'i do' as i send this.

Looking forward to the giant pissup tonight! Hope to see you 2 in your bestest suits and that. Mines a vodka diet coke!

We will be dancing to hi ho silver lining in about 8 hours time, the colonel will have his tie tied round his heed rambo style! I love weddings.

You can have Sunny D, and that's it.

" There is no such thing as society " - Margret Thatcher - Former Prime minster, war criminal ... and milk bottle snatcher

Woh, get the Crass LP's out!

Congratulations to Mr & Mrs Pencil Neck, who should be getting hitched as we speak. The reception tonight is gonna be a mighty fine do.

I am glad to see the posts back to a more pleasant and fun tone than they were last week. I usually enjoy everyones opinion, but last week I found it a little mean spirited in poking fun at the subject of domestic or sexual abuse. I know that most of it was meant to be humorous, but as the father of four daughters, and grandfather of five, It is never far from my mind, especially in todays apparent lack of respect for anyones rights to security and quiet enjoyment.

End of sermon!

Joe

Point taken Joe, and if I have offended anyone with my facetious comments I apologise wholeheartedly. I believe the miscreants have been apprehended incidentally.

Heres another prediction Bedlington terriers will win the FA Vase next season, you wait and see.

Howay then Pete, who will win the World Cup then?

If a cove can't quote The Girls Aloud without the politically-correct mob crying foul then I fear the terrorists have already won.

Hear, hear CK.

You'll need one to carry that lass around in

Newcastle al win the FA cup as well man

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

Now Denzel,

You'd have more than your share of Rednecks in Bedlington. If you only had enough sun!

Joe

A scarily prescient comment Joe! Monster trucks will be next!