Denzel

Well no Denzel, beneath every Geordie curmudgeon, there lurks a canny lad!

Would have been nice if you had a little Greek blood though.

Joe

Cheers Joe! Now I know I'm getting old when I'm being referred to as a curmudgeon!

You could always sell them postcards of the Black bridge in its former days of course with the steam trains crossing or better still pot pit ponies. Ah good old Bedlington oppertunities abound.

Well the Black Bridge is now at the vanguard of modern art; I applaud the bravery/stupidity of the gentleman who obviously took considerable effort to daub the words 'DENISE I LOVE YOU DAVID' [sic] in 6 foot white lettering.

Stop drinking Denzel then you wont have to walk outside, it ill be cold in the winter.

I'll wear a scarf and some mittens.

*Pops head up, meerkat-style*

Wondered how long it would take Bedlington's favourite letch to appear!

As much as I enjoy a bit of Greek I'm afraid I have no Greek relations Joe. And are you surprised to find I'm actually a canny lad?!

It was a rather reveiling period.

Ah, the carefree days of pre-decimalisation!

Just seems a strang time in the morning for all of those people to be looking at Bedlington, has the tourist trade increased.

Bedlington is the new Pompeii; people are flocking here to look at the ruins of the Domino.

Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.

In Greek mythology, Hermaphroditus was the 'son' of Hermes and Aphroditus. My knowledge on the subject ends there.

If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame

Yep, it'll be a real chore having to walk outside.

You will have to sift through the history and gosip for more details, Denzel

You tease!

The Railway commonly known as Creges (not sure about how it was spelt) in the fifties and sixties. Used to sell Vauxes beer, was always a popular pub had a discotheque there in the sixties, The lighting used the make your pint look like engine oil and your white shirt turned blue. The Percy used to be alright in them days, became very popular when there was some rather unusal ladies started working behind the bar.

Howay then Pete, tell us more about it!

I reckon it was people still suffering cold turkey from their new year's resolutions; they couldn't sleep so they came on here to find out about Bedlington.

Crivens......you're keen going to the Percy

Crivens?! Are you Hen Broon?!

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes

in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby,

Doctor? What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your

baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???"

"Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male

and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a

penis... AND a brain?"

Alternatively the bairn could have a vagina yet still be able to park a car.

It can be quite weary walking home these days from the Railway........I may fall into the Percy

& never be seen again.....

Well it would take you several months just to tell them who you were.

Hope you are keeping OK

Giving up the tabs will help I'm sure........

Smoking makes you look really mature. Keep it up folks.

Very good thank you Mr Dennis

Apologies, the records will not make another public airing

Glad to hear it - the effect of 'Debaser' on a wedding reception is something I never want to see again.

No, made sure there was no 'Sunny Delight' available that night

On the subject of violence, last weekend a guy walked into the Percy (Bedington Stations' wild west establishment) with a cricket bat & threatened to renovate the entire pub free of charge. Thereafter, four rather large gentlemen arrived “Sweeney” style pursuing the deranged man & commenced to discuss the error of his conduct with zest. One onlooker commented that the bloke looked like Billy Hardy after his fight with Prince Naseem.

Ah yes the Percy. Where a friendly smile and cold, foaming ale await the weary traveller.

What is a heemahalf? please enlighten.

It's Geordie colloquialism for men who have an hermaphroditic air about them. That lanky !*!@# out of Antony and the Johnsons is a good example.

Make him go back to work

Excellent call Mr Neck, hope you and the Mrs had a good honeymoon in Venice. I trust you didn't take any of the dreadul records that you inflicted on us at your wedding reception.

So the jocks have their ban in order ... now if they could stop injecting drugs and stabbing each other thier life expectancy could go up

Cholesterol-loving ginger madmen the lot of them.

Denzel is a heemahalf I have seen the mangina. Sometimes he/she calls it their shenis. But seriously, Denzel is a good person who likes to have the last word in the non tinternet world too!

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Twice Denzel, but I wasent considered worth investing in.

Comic gold.

Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

In future, don't copy and paste from American websites.

Of course little man, 'tis your forté.

I can see the irony in your comment.