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Posts posted by Denzel
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Should've just knacked the friggaz!
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The Sun till open ? if it is , i'll be there- if my auto steed gets me back in time
Ring first, just to make sure they have some beer in.
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So basically you bottled it?
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Sod the Scottish restaurant, let's have a KFC.
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Indie? You think we're an indie band? I'll have none of that !*!@# thanks very much. We play proper music. Covers like Metallica, Judas Preist, Ac/Dc. And of course our own material. Don't judge us 'till you've heard us.
Can you define 'proper' music for me?
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ANYONE OUT ON THE P !$$ THIS WEEKEND IN ONE OF MANY BEDLINGTONS PUBS!?
I can confirm I was. As was the Colonel.
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they look too young, cool and hip for bedlington
Nah, they look like any other rag-tag group of half-arsed indie kids.
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Almost as fast as a stampede for Throwing Muses tickets.
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watched pms questions today, dont think he'll get elected ,the tories are f--ked if he's their great hope.They should pack up and leave the country. To an evil looking island
I agree, let's leave President Blair in charge.
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The register of festive fare. The stuff you only buy in your pre-chrizzo "big shop". Yes, of course the turkey, the cranberry and the chipolatas, but what about the trimmings.
Nuts - who buys nuts, other than bags of peanuts, at any other time? Neebody, that's who.
Ritz or Tuc crackers. Got to get a box of them bad boys.
Dates. Dates? wtf?
Pickled Onions. That'll be a big masseeve jar of pickles as well.
Matchmakers. Someone will always get you a box of matchmakers. It's a law of nature.
Tangerines/Satsumas/Clementines/Mandarins. Who knows which is which? Who cares.
Selection boxes. The only time you ever eat a "Turkish Delight" or "Fudge"bar.
Parsnip. Sexually-confused vegetable that doesn't know if it wants to be a carrot or a turnip. Weirdo.
Odd cheeses. From those variety packs/cheeseboard selections you get. There's always a stinking thing wrapped in gold foil that you eat for a laugh when you're whacked off your gourd on snowballs and bottled french lager. Not recommended.
Any more?
Come on CK, roasted parsnips are spot, and indeed, on.
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Your battered sausage and skipful of chips was a thing of no little beauty.
I'm pleased you enjoyed it sir. Next time come out with me, I don't think a day with Hairy Heed a VP is very good for you.
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St-st-st-st-student
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How much for Campbells meatballs?
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What part of the website doesn't work?
And when I said 'us' i meant 'us' as a rock community.
Rock community?! Like where Fred Flintstone lives?
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Jenny's opposite The Black Bull. Superlative.
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I'm asking for a penis reduction
Mrs PN is strongly against the idea
I was under the impression the operation had already been carried out and was a roaring success?
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Bachelors such as myself have no need for frivolous items such as Christmas decorations. The electricity saved through not having to power lights/santas/reindeers/inflatable snowmen etc is instead used to power my TV, where re-runs of The Sweeney are gratefully viewed.
And why buy baubles or tinsel when you can get four cans of Nelson from Netto for £3.29?
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S-S-S-S-S-S-Sod off.
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Why? Aren't you any good?
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I bet the results of this poll ruffle a few feathers when the Powers That Be find out what the people of Bedlington think. They'll be quaking in their forty-pound Italian loafers.
Power to the people!
The working class can kiss my !*!@# ,
I've got the foreman's job at last.
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I don't want spotty faced youths grunting on about how life is crap and skateboarding is good. I'm more than happy to have a game of crib instead.
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Hats off to Nobby Solano, Alan Shearer, Peter Ramage, Scott Parker and aal the lads.
I'll second that motion.
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Thankfully everything turned out all right for the lad in question. He was reunited with his teenage sweetheart and they are to be married next March.
Marvellous.
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Well folks, I don't know about you, but I'm feeling particularly festive; it's not long until Santa will be popping down my chimney and (hopefully) leaving me a bumper crop of quality gifts.
But this year I haven't asked for a Lamborghini, and instead have opted for a more esoteric item, ie a mandolin (for chopping vegetables with, I haven't joined The Waterboys).
What gifts have the good folks of Bedlingtonshire requested then?
Just realised, it is, of course, 'chimerlee', as per !*!@# van Dyke. Apologies all round.
Food You Only Get At Christmas
in Talk of the Town
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Biarritz chocolates - can you still get them?
Turkey - who in their right mind eats turkey any other time of year? It's as dry as sticks.
Port - gout in a bottle.
Mulled wine - it's against nature.
Geet big tins of chocolates - just buy a couple of Dairy Milk bars - more choccy, less cash.
Advocaat - howay man, it's made out of eggs.