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Magic.

Makes me wish I'd taken the opportunity to advance my education Joe.

I like Criff Lichards

That of course makes it 'right' On a bend? Why doesn't the little man speak for himself?

A dangerous 'him'. typically selfish and uncaring perhaps?

I know the 'place', seen the signs, and ...... an illegally parked beetle

Welcome to Victoria Terrace

Next door to Billie the gas fitter?

Definately PS

Photoshop can produce amazing pics even in the hands of a novice. The word 'Sucker' comes to mind.

Been there, done that and worked 12 years of solid night shift. Unappreciated of course, and she has the house I worked for..

Cheesy? 4 Monsta, the mash ....lol

Part 3 Does the sphincter, deep fried, make a good doughnut?

The Literati have finally arrived, hurray! not the clients Fuggles are looking for perhaps, and possibly too late to taste 'Ruperts Balls.

I've always been of the opinion that living in Leicester can be detrimental.

Some people, like monsta and myself don't articulate too well. but we do recognize "Turds in Action".....lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gilf+ Isn't Denzel a little darling.

Thank you for the warning missdarn.

What are they? If he doesn't park it correctly pdq his bug will soon be squashed.

Of course he will.

No website and poor taste in automobiles= no chance of succeeding, shame really

Expensive and tasteless kettle cooked chips/crisps, they wouldn't go down well in the uk. Horrible.

Toony techniques don't work in Bedlington.