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My point

Ideal for the bible thumpers and theists

It's clear that English was not a priority at Bedlington High, graduated?

My understanding is that the max you pay is 25%, a bargain indeed.

Does MSG really improve the taste of rat?

Strangely enough, the crater was named as Denzel hole

Aww shucks, is that bully harassing you too PS. My daughter really struggled to raise her son for over 7 years, now the b*****d has just had to cough up over £6k

Another body was found yesterday close to the refuse from one of the takeaways at the 'Station' and duly reported to the authorities, another rat that doesn't make it into the food chain.

Huh! CK, do you worship Kevins balls, or is your keyboard playing up?

There is some information in Evan Martins book ISBN 0 7524 0784 8, but not a lot

That could be fatal Pete, maybe Sunderlands first home win

Here's a chick who will respond to a pat.

I don't know that one , can you throw me a carrot?

Perhaps this will liven pub activities.

YVW, have you ever come across Einstein the chatty chick Chianti?

Forget MI5, send him over to the Percy and meet the boys, they know a little about blogging.

My missus once told me that, I still have it though.

Whatever you do at the weekend, do not attempt to teach the kids English.

How many Kids has the Queen had ? If the kilted Greek reads your defammatory blog you may end up with problems.

nearest I can get to a 'Royal' wave , what's this crap about pills and drugs?

Forget it Denzel, the Marimba Ponies will suit you better

Hooray for Einstein

I shudder to think what you do with your rampant rabbit CK, is that why the wild variety are coloured brown

So English is a constantly developing language, shucks all those greek, french and latin influences are ok, but American