Sw@lnalla

Perhaps there should be some kind of aptitude or IQ test for councillors and politicians. My experience is that most couldn't arrange a piss up in a brewery, ask them a question and they resort to the party line which of course they have memorised. Just like one of the budgie's I had as a youngster, vote Labour and support a mouthpiece. Apathy

Somewhere, over the Rainbow

A little redecorating isn't going to change very much, without an anchor store Bedlington is doomed to retail mediocrity at best. Considering our geographical location I find it amazing that Bedlington hasn't 'taken off'. PS Just been checking out the Ashington forum

There's a connection but I can't quite work it out.

I find that rather scarey.

I never realised that I had a twin.

It's the driver, not the machine attracts the police.

The worlds most expensive paper plate.

I've had Alfa spider and coupe, Saab and Volvo, even a Zodiac Mk II and several other sporty numbers, but my all time favourite was one of my bikes. The Triumph Daytona, not the biggest or the quickest, just the bestest.....lol

I prefer two wheels.

I believe it, volume supercedes rhythm in a tone deaf world.

Really?

Not very inspiring. Some people are easily pleased.

How bored are you?

Fear your God.

Go for it

Bostik Blu-Tak

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square, Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front. Mrs Puggy Wuggy's square cut punt.

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The gallery works just fine, why do you need to use another site?

How special?

There is a possible answer here, depends on your browser.

You seem to be the expert.