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Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???" "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"

I'm OK Pencil Neck thanks, I gave up smoking some time ago but started again when I realised I was lacking that 'mature' look when I went to the Percy.

My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?

An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure.

Have you checked to make sure your pics are 800x600 or less as mentioned at the top of the page?

Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

No flower garden was considered complete without some stocks, night scented of course to cover the aroma of the horse muck.

hinny - sterile offspring of a male horse and a female donkey or ass. Sure you want to insult my parents little man?

I not only had to move the coal but occasionally a couple of tons of horse !*!@# delivered to the door....lol

Of course little man, 'tis your forté.

The perfect Godfather

That's a shame Joe, in addition to the rose hips we used to go down to the river and catch eels, the chemists would buy the skins, they were buggers to catch though. We used a fork tied to the end of a stick.

Absolutely not CK Had to search my scrapbook for this Having read Denzels submissions on this and previous forums, I don't see it. .....lol

Poor kid

Very profound indeed, eaters of raw meat

Eskimo CK ? They are the Inuit people

And celebrate with some Perry

Good choice, so show us your pic's now.

Unfortunately, I missed the programme but some clips can be seen here, not as good as the telly I suppose? Looking through my bookmarks I find more here, Who remembers Delrosa

Dreamers abound

Rednecks in the 'Sun', how true

Is it true that Tommy Rot keeps these community forums moving along, even when he provokes argument and discussion? (Wringing my hands....I don't think so ...lol)