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Sw@lnalla

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Everything posted by Sw@lnalla

  1. Where are these pic's Vic, surely you've sussed it by now.
  2. So you like biblical !*!@# "Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..." Leviticus 22:24
  3. LOL CK,
  4. It's somewhat strange you use the term Rampant Rabbit CK, listening to Alan Robson I suppose
  5. "He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1 Ouch!
  6. Sw@lnalla replied to Chianti's topic in Chat Central
    How are your chucks Chianti?
  7. No! without smokers even a small fart will be noticed in the pub, and your children will have to take a big hit from the scientologists in school
  8. Old joke. You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr
  9. Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy
  10. Sw@lnalla replied to Pete's topic in Talk of the Town
    Strange tastes in art.
  11. You really are anti American Denzel, it shows....lol, but that's cool
  12. Or the desktop
  13. 90% of men don't wash their hands after a visit to the loo (yuk), women are only 50%
  14. 1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel. 2. A base or cowardly person PMSL Joe
  15. The US & Canada instituted similar legislation some time ago, check some of the effects here. (Sorry Denzel, it's American )
  16. If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame
  17. Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.
  18. A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???" "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"
  19. I'm OK Pencil Neck thanks, I gave up smoking some time ago but started again when I realised I was lacking that 'mature' look when I went to the Percy.
  20. My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?
  21. An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure.
  22. Have you checked to make sure your pics are 800x600 or less as mentioned at the top of the page?
  23. Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

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