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  1. Sw@lnalla
    My missus once told me that, I still have it though.
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    Whatever you do at the weekend, do not attempt to teach the kids English.
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    How many Kids has the Queen had ? If the kilted Greek reads your defammatory blog you may end up with problems.
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    nearest I can get to a 'Royal' wave , what's this crap about pills and drugs?
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    Forget it Denzel, the Marimba Ponies will suit you better
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    Hooray for Einstein
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    I shudder to think what you do with your rampant rabbit CK, is that why the wild variety are coloured brown
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    So English is a constantly developing language, shucks all those greek, french and latin influences are ok, but American
  10. Sw@lnalla
    Where are these pic's Vic, surely you've sussed it by now.
  11. Sw@lnalla
    So you like biblical !*!@# "Any animal which has its testicles bruised or crushed or torn or cut, you shall not offer to the Lord or sacrifice within your land..." Leviticus 22:24
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    LOL CK,
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    It's somewhat strange you use the term Rampant Rabbit CK, listening to Alan Robson I suppose
  14. Sw@lnalla
    "He whose testicles are crushed or whose male member is cut off shall not enter the assembly of the Lord." Deuteronomy 23:1 Ouch!
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    Alnwick

    Sw@lnalla replied to Chianti's topic in Chat Central

    How are your chucks Chianti?
  16. Sw@lnalla
    No! without smokers even a small fart will be noticed in the pub, and your children will have to take a big hit from the scientologists in school
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    Old joke. You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr
  18. Sw@lnalla
    Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy
  19. Sw@lnalla
    Strange tastes in art.
  20. Sw@lnalla
    You really are anti American Denzel, it shows....lol, but that's cool
  21. Sw@lnalla
    Or the desktop
  22. Sw@lnalla
    90% of men don't wash their hands after a visit to the loo (yuk), women are only 50%
  23. Sw@lnalla
    1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel. 2. A base or cowardly person PMSL Joe
  24. Sw@lnalla
    The US & Canada instituted similar legislation some time ago, check some of the effects here. (Sorry Denzel, it's American )
  25. Sw@lnalla
    If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame
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