Monsta®

its a bit like the grand national only theres no horses or large fences for them to fall over! shame it would be nice to see ed balls get put down!

No one has mentioned "contention ratio" - simply put: the number of other people sharing that bandwidth.

50:1 is normal; 20:1 is premium; lower is very expensive!

Always ask what yours is - you could be sharing exchange gear with Monsta!

thank you!

trading standards, watchdog or even citizens advice

I saw this too...but thought it was a helicopter, as there was the noise also. There were lots of police cars and dog section heading up to bedlington too.

hmm no think this was later on, about half 12ish

that would have be the police helicopter chasing the local chavs!

Chavas (with white lightning!)

The mail on sunday have probably screwed the bid for the world cup 2018 after aligations that the fa chairman said the spainish and russians were bribing the refs! why do they need to stick tape recorders every where! bunch of money hungry bastards!

can anyone remember when the raisbeck ran little chopper over?

no thats not a camera thats a camaro! sorry!

nice! its a work of art!

Again, trying to be clever comes back and bites you in the !*!@# ; it hasn't gone down at all, it's an additional menu that runs alongside the standard one, perhaps in recognition of those peiople who consider that one to be more than they wish to pay.

still dog food! fact me dog wouldn't eat it and that like to chew on what it find it the kitty litter!

Now that's not fair - i'm asking you a serious question and you respond by stating the town is tainted by someone you don't even know! It's a fair point - the vast majority of your posts on here are bitter rants or sly digs at anything and everything - why? What has life done to you that makes you so upset and dissatisfied with everything? Why not add some constructive, interesting points, like others do, rather than insisting on slating everyone and everything and then, half heartedly, trying to pre-empt a wriggle out by adding the much misused and, frankly, redolent of the playground 'lol'?

There must be something, somewhere, that elicits at least a positive response?

wey then i couldn't call mesel monsta could I?

How would that help you? You'd most likely comment on the subsequent news story of the subsequent death of those who follow your instructions by commenting on the run down state of the spine road and how it is useless, pointless, and basically crap.

The spine roads fine they even removed that !*!@# ardvark so it looks alot nicer! it would be funny though and make sure you get it on camera for those you tube laughs!

this reminds me of the time i rode my bmx blindfolded doon the hairpin bend, that was funny too,!! i was just a kid then though.

i did something similar! i tried to ride my racer down the giant staircase! (its a steep winding mud path just to the back of garages at the wood head) it was going well until i reached the giants step (a large rock looks like a big step!) then my racer gave up and i went over the handle bars!! good fun

There is a downside to trying to be clever that often returns and bites you on the !*!@# . Have a look in the window and you'll see a bloody big notice advertising a new 'Traditional English Menu' with all meals at £6.50, running alongside the one you kindly reproduce. I'll not bother to tell you what's on it as you're clearly able to read, but it's more than starters and cheese - 'lol'.

well if its gone DOWN to 6.50 a meal that must be because its a load of bollicks! nuff said!

Really, I wonder, is it your aim in life to simply put down everything anyone does in Bedlington? maybe you're jealous because you've done nothing of any worth in your life other than exist in a town that you clearly hate? What is it? Your whole demeanour reeks of someone who is quite content to fester away in a life that is giving you nothing and clearly not satisfying you; why, I wonder?

no i love bedlington its just a shame you live here

Seriously, everything I read from you on here is either a snipe at someone else or an ill-informed judgement that shouts of you being a bit pissed off with everything - anything we can do to help? (again - 'lol')

yup walk blind folded up the spine road!

heres the menu!

so apart from starters and cheese you cant actually get anything for 6.50?

It can't be that much of a push for you to spend £6.50 on a decent meal one night.

what exactly would i get for £6.50? seeing starters cost a fiver. would that be a prawn cocktail and half a coke!

or is a curry from a tin and packet of uncle bens microwave rice!

I've got a feeling its a going to be a short lived romance. I may be wrong, but i cannot see it. How long does everyone feel this "pact" will last?

five years!

(that, Monsta, would be a 'real review....')

That would be because its alot more believable than yours, no resturant is that good! even if i went to a 3 star posh joint there would be at least one thing that i wasn't completely happy with.

seeing cleggy is deputy dowg! does that mean illegal immigrants will be given amnesty..

At last a real review!

sinclair invents the weapons of tomorrow!

darny i knew one wouldn't listen!

That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds!

and deputy dowg "cleggy"

some just dont care too! on monday i watched with my own eyes this bin man empting a bin, as it emptied some of the contents fell on the road. he then noticing the rubbish kicked it and hopped in the cab leaving the mess all over the road! and they complain about taking flak!

So gordon's out

long live king Cameron!